Aug. 25, 2013

Dear Democratic Underground:

My son, the CAPTIONer of the OP, admitted to having plagiarized the above CAPTION from real life. He has confessed to me that, in a period of extreme laziness, he merely streamlined and tweaked what Mr. McKelway actually said. The evidence against him can be seen in full at the following Fox site:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/24/march-to-focus-on-continued-fight-for-civil-rights/

He humbly begs your forgiveness for this act of plagiarism, realizing it could impinge upon his retention at CAPTION College and that his plea (“Sometimes it’s impossible to satirize these freaks!!!”) cannot excuse his actions nor should it alleviate your distemper.

He has been severely punished by his father and herewith begs re-admission to CAPTIONing classes.

He will spend 200 hours in the following year painting and refurbishing our home as an act of contrition.

Shamefully but sincerely,

Ms. Fox