They say you should only say good things of the dead.

[Ship of Fools]

9. Agree with all of the above, except

I'll do you one better.

I'm having a pre-noon drink. I've lifted the glass skyward, watched
the lovely spring sunlight dance on my cheap WalMart glass and declared:

Ding Dong the Dick is Dead.

Now, I've never celebrated someone's demise before. I certainly wouldn't
celebrate the gawds-awful life that someone with his illness must have suffered.

HOWEVER: History seems to show that people who suffer AND show compassion
at the same time party harder in the afterlife.

Just one woman's tipsy opinion.



etc., etc., etc.