Top Ten Reasons For the Impeachment of Barack Obama...
(Add your own!)
10) A ghost writer crafted his autobiography, a prosecutable offense. Proof? No Harvard Law Review editor has the brains to narrate his own life.
9) Older red-state voters still find him weird and scary. Just why is that? Must be something he did, right?
8) Membership in the Communist Party is a felony, and Democrats are the new Communists.
7) Because we say so. Ha!
6) Because he conspired with Bin Laden. Don't believe the liberal media hype. Heck, he probably IS Bin Laden. Just look at the first names!
5) When Michelle Obama spoke at the Oscars, it violated laws against politicians not named Reagan having Hollywood ties.
4) Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi. Ben-Gha-Zee! If you say it often enough, something illegal must have gone down.
3) Because unlike Texas, Chicago is the most corrupt part of America.
2) Because the IRS did its job.
And at number one...
1) Because we say so! Take that, hippies!