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Nonhlanhla

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96. Freeper responses LOL
Mon Oct 21, 2013, 07:12 PM
Oct 2013

Last edited Mon Oct 21, 2013, 09:06 PM - Edit history (1)

And here, for your edification, a summary of the Freeper responses:

1. Most popular theory: this is staged.
2. Alternative Obama hatefest moment: not staged but it's all Obama's fault that she was standing in the "hot" sun, dehydrated and ready to collapse in a permanent coma and wasn't he late OMG he's a horrible excuse for a human being bla bla bla...
3. Hilarious obligatory biblical conspirary theory moment (I quote directly)
"So her "caring husband" allows his wife (who looks large enough to be dropping the babe at any moment) to STAND in a close bunch of warm bodies for a long, tedious speech in the hot sun when she suffers from diabetes....and all this in the exciting, heady, almost orgasmic atmosphere of being in the Messiah's personal nearness. Reminds me of:Revelation 12:1-4

1 And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. "



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Off to throw Hazmat suit in the fire. Will have to get new one.

I saw that--very smoothly done! nt MADem Oct 2013 #1
That's great. Like the time someone fainted in audience, and he said, "you have to eat." Hoyt Oct 2013 #2
This happens at press conferences from time to time. NutmegYankee Oct 2013 #81
How soon we forget rocktivity Oct 2013 #3
LOL. Bush was worst than boring. Nonethless, send the kid a paycheck. Coyotl Oct 2013 #36
And to think, the worst I ever wished on Bush IrishAyes Oct 2013 #91
The only credit I ever gave bush in his 8 years is that fucker could duck a shoe pretty good. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2013 #152
You can't imagine how much I wished I could've thrown a shoe at him IrishAyes Oct 2013 #159
Hate to say it, but I was quite impressed when he ducked that shoe so adeptly. Of course, Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2013 #162
He was used to ducking flying objects from his wife fasttense Oct 2013 #167
Both shoes, remember? brush Oct 2013 #173
It comes from a lifetime... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2013 #180
Hee Hee! nt brush Oct 2013 #181
I did forget! Yeah, he must have had practice one way or another. Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2013 #187
The story behind that video was incredible flygal Oct 2013 #39
Remember the the three day hyper-spin put out for that incident? " He was just tired, not bored." Mnemosyne Oct 2013 #141
Remember the Bush Boooo'ed viral video. On YouTube it was breaking world records on April 1. Coyotl Oct 2013 #174
I saw that too, while it was developing! cilla4progress Oct 2013 #4
Something like that happened to me at a concert rocktivity Oct 2013 #9
What did you do? Faint or get out of there? CrispyQ Oct 2013 #103
I'm wondering the same thing. Coyotl Oct 2013 #109
You can tell she was really trying to hang on... Phentex Oct 2013 #17
You are right, she is diabetic. RedSpartan Oct 2013 #25
I too coldbeer Oct 2013 #31
She looks pregnant, and that can send your systems a bit out of whack! Hekate Oct 2013 #33
exactly what i thought... nashville_brook Oct 2013 #43
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Aw, that's just awesome. Laelth Oct 2013 #5
chivalry, and good situational awareness! nashville_brook Oct 2013 #42
Ikr? How can he be giving a speech, yet tuned in to the people behind him!? I have done my Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2013 #163
He can see the responses of the people in front of him. They were watching her faint. Coyotl Oct 2013 #172
Many politicians would not even notice that! Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2013 #186
Perfectly said! JNelson6563 Oct 2013 #171
Cue Right Wing "false flag" talk in 3,2,1.....nt Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2013 #6
She's being interviewed on CNN right now by phone pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #7
Watched it live malaise Oct 2013 #11
I know malaise.. like he has eyes in the back of Cha Oct 2013 #59
+1! sheshe2 Oct 2013 #65
So true! He has an amazing sensitivity to people. SunSeeker Oct 2013 #112
He does have daughters. Parents have to have eyes in the back of their heads. Tigress DEM Oct 2013 #157
That's what I was thinking of when I wrote it.. not on Cha Oct 2013 #158
DON'T ever stand with your legs locked back, cuts off blood flow REALLY fast. Learned in Boy Scouts uponit7771 Oct 2013 #8
That's the first thing I thought as well... Javaman Oct 2013 #35
That's what they told the legally blind lady who got stuck on the bridge when it started to raise. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #95
I learned that in the military... Callmecrazy Oct 2013 #144
You can learn a lot in the military. ... spin Oct 2013 #182
I agree... Callmecrazy Oct 2013 #183
I was fortunate as I enlisted in the Air Force during the Vietnam era. ... spin Oct 2013 #184
I'm not surprised. He has ninja-reflexes, as he showed when he caught the fly Tanuki Oct 2013 #10
LOVE this one! calimary Oct 2013 #28
Who said anything about 'dry'? IrishAyes Oct 2013 #97
Lol.. I had just thought of that when I Cha Oct 2013 #62
Time for some Karate Kid Fly Catching Coyotl Oct 2013 #114
"You beginner luck"! RoFL! People are so Cha Oct 2013 #124
What you didn't see... Jeff In Milwaukee Oct 2013 #12
Heh heh pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #14
Yeah, if you have to have a fainting spell that was definitely the Cha Oct 2013 #63
and then he passed out pie and milkshakes for everyone. BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2013 #52
..and brought those m-fers donuts. louis-t Oct 2013 #58
LOl.. These donuts? Cha Oct 2013 #67
I LOVE THIS Jeff In Milwaukee Oct 2013 #68
You're Welcome, Jeff! Glad to share Cha Oct 2013 #83
I love this man. louis-t Oct 2013 #73
I know.. it was brilliant, louis. lol :) Cha Oct 2013 #84
That is the man I voted for! Southside Oct 2013 #13
I'm sure it was all staged nobodyspecial Oct 2013 #15
That will be the leading Fox story tonight, I bet. randome Oct 2013 #27
They will say it was Obama's fault. Coyotl Oct 2013 #38
Wait. Wait. It can get worse than volcanic eruptions and staged faintings. randome Oct 2013 #40
Thanks Obama! Cha Oct 2013 #69
How did he realize someone was in trouble behind him? My Pet Goat Oct 2013 #16
Must have been. avaistheone1 Oct 2013 #18
He may have also caught the other woman moving in his peripheral vision. charlie and algernon Oct 2013 #19
Wow, I just read her tweet that she was pregnant... My Pet Goat Oct 2013 #24
The fainter looked like she was breathing heavily, too. Maybe that tipped him off. randome Oct 2013 #30
Or audio Thav Oct 2013 #55
Either that or he may have heard them talking behind him, which normally wouldnt happen 7962 Oct 2013 #169
Lucky for her she wasn't standing behind President Romney making a speech. red dog 1 Oct 2013 #20
Nah, it would have been all military people behind bush. louis-t Oct 2013 #77
Or photoshopped military people. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2013 #153
I guess I do feel sorry for Boehner and other repubs cilla4progress Oct 2013 #21
lol! nt ecstatic Oct 2013 #23
Don't ever lock your knees when standing ecstatic Oct 2013 #22
One of my daughters is in school choir. She fainted once when not following that rule. randome Oct 2013 #26
"This happens when I talk too long... " Whisp Oct 2013 #29
That was EXACTLY the right thing to say. Laelth Oct 2013 #37
I know, huh? Cha Oct 2013 #70
yup! and he made sure to give somebody else the credit Botany Oct 2013 #101
Poor woman. I'm sure she's embarrased. Laffy Kat Oct 2013 #32
she's been a good sport about it Liberal_in_LA Oct 2013 #188
No worries the TP/GOPers will say it was staged while the corporate media agrees Iliyah Oct 2013 #34
I read the first few comments on the video Lordquinton Oct 2013 #61
Does he have eyes in the back of his head? nt No Vested Interest Oct 2013 #41
The use of people as backdrop to speeches is unfortunate. mahannah Oct 2013 #44
No, it's NOT.. they're there for a very important Reason. Cha Oct 2013 #74
They are there as props for a speech. mahannah Oct 2013 #80
You call them "props" .. I call them people who are there to support POTUS. Cha Oct 2013 #82
President Obama has a great presence. Most powerful, I think, when he is alone on the stage. mahannah Oct 2013 #86
And I think he's at his best when he's off script, especially when he's interacting with the People. CrispyQ Oct 2013 #106
What one may see as stagecraft, another may see as tradition. LanternWaste Oct 2013 #87
We need to move beyond tradition. mahannah Oct 2013 #90
I like this tradition. I think every politician should stand in front of the people his law helps. SunSeeker Oct 2013 #126
This "tradition" is outdated. We need to address real issues, not photo opportunities. mahannah Oct 2013 #132
Demostrating who a law helps will never be outdated. nt SunSeeker Oct 2013 #149
Then cancel Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Then see how folks feel about TeamPooka Oct 2013 #129
+1 FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #170
They want to be there, so it is fortunate for them. Coyotl Oct 2013 #119
What did you have to say about Junior's use of a battleship, fighter jet, and troops? Hekate Oct 2013 #150
At least they're not school children forced to be there to fill the seats. Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2013 #164
Then I guess my dad was merely a prop when he FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #168
+1, FTC! I didn't find civil rights people but .. Cha Oct 2013 #185
pResident Bush helping someone out who is feeling tipsy mockmonkey Oct 2013 #45
ROFL! pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #46
LOL!!! What a perfect comparison. nt rivegauche Oct 2013 #64
LOL skeewee08 Oct 2013 #78
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Rex Oct 2013 #104
Bob Dole stage fall - YouTube Coyotl Oct 2013 #108
I remember seeing that over and over mockmonkey Oct 2013 #111
+1 uponit7771 Oct 2013 #161
Bless her heart, she was clearly fighting it. Skeeter Barnes Oct 2013 #47
Cool dude Aldo Leopold Oct 2013 #48
rec 50! he clearly knew this person wasn't well or heard or saw something before his reaching out Divine Discontent Oct 2013 #49
He's a kind man. blue neen Oct 2013 #50
Obamacare: TexasTowelie Oct 2013 #51
Case in Cha Oct 2013 #75
what a laff that the YouTube ad banner is a teapuke.com "vote now!!1!" idiocy. BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2013 #53
"I gotcha... ...You're OK." Through his acts, he actually saves many people, every day. NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #54
That's the wannabe baller in our Prez. liberalmuse Oct 2013 #56
You got that, 'pubs? liberalmuse Oct 2013 #57
Poor lady MissNostalgia Oct 2013 #60
Is there anything this man DOESN'T do well? ffr Oct 2013 #66
"There you go, you're okay, I'm right here. I got you." savalez Oct 2013 #71
IT doesn't surprise me... yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #72
I sometimes forget my President is a superhero. n/t vaberella Oct 2013 #123
And has his own action figure! yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #128
I had forgotten about this! Brigid Oct 2013 #133
Now that was amazing! sheshe2 Oct 2013 #76
Wasn't it, she! I've just been cracking up Cha Oct 2013 #79
Pregnant + diabetic + close to Obama = feeling faint Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #85
"Super senses".. That nails it, Nonhlanhla! Cha Oct 2013 #89
And bionic ears, of course! Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #92
Of course! Rofl! Cha Oct 2013 #98
Wider range Pic of Karmel Allison and the President, Coyotl Cha Oct 2013 #88
I love the man's awareness of his surroundings! Rex Oct 2013 #93
Thank you for that, Rex. It said a lot to me, too.. Cha Oct 2013 #99
It is the reason he is always one step ahead of the GOP. Rex Oct 2013 #100
Imagine that. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #94
Freeper responses LOL Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #96
Oh crap, it is another sign of the ends times Coyotl Oct 2013 #105
I was just about to post "CLEARLY a plant!! CLEARLY staged!" underpants Oct 2013 #118
MIHOP or LIHOP? dreamnightwind Oct 2013 #165
"This happens when I talk to long." CrispyQ Oct 2013 #102
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Hope you like pizza! Enjoy your stay! CrispyQ Oct 2013 #115
Your back I see. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #120
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She is also in one of her moods. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #127
AndThenTheresMaude! William769 Oct 2013 #130
She does come up with winners. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #131
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I got the impression that he heard someone asking her if she was okay underpants Oct 2013 #116
Adios! Coyotl Oct 2013 #122
And he does it all with self-deprecating humor so the woman is not embarrassed. SunSeeker Oct 2013 #117
Had it been GWB 90-percent Oct 2013 #121
had it been Putin: dreamnightwind Oct 2013 #166
Good job Mr. President! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #134
K&R...Thanks Coyoti for posting. red dog 1 Oct 2013 #135
aw, she is trying so hard to hang in there Skittles Oct 2013 #136
yes I agree gopiscrap Oct 2013 #147
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Back again? hrmjustin Oct 2013 #138
looks like it gopiscrap Oct 2013 #143
Welcome to DU gopiscrap Oct 2013 #139
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That was quick. Tombstoned twice in one thread! A new record. Coyotl Oct 2013 #145
Yeah how about, just doesn't learn gopiscrap Oct 2013 #146
LOL Cali_Democrat Oct 2013 #148
We had a thread a while back in which she was banned 8 times. cyberswede Oct 2013 #151
How do you come up with 8 names? Coyotl Oct 2013 #154
OMG - don't give her any ideas! cyberswede Oct 2013 #155
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Back again! Get a new hobby. Read a book or something. hrmjustin Oct 2013 #177
Ok, now THAT is funny. nt cyberswede Oct 2013 #178
Well, you are right about something..... Curmudgeoness Oct 2013 #142
BENGHAZI! Tree-Hugger Oct 2013 #156
thats cool tillikum Oct 2013 #160
Boink Scurrilous Oct 2013 #175
Very observant. I can't believe he noticed that. bravenak Oct 2013 #179
"It's Time to Stop Rooting for Its Failure"... Cha Oct 2013 #189
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