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JoePhilly

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9. Say it in response to "Merry Christmas" and they twitch.

Reply to monmouth3 (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 22, 2013, 01:47 PM

Nov 2013

I was in a store last year and the woman behind the counter was saying "Merry Christmas" to each person as they checked out, but the way she said it was over the top.

And then at one point she said to one customer (who I think she knew), "No one is going to stop ME from saying merry Christmas!"

So I checked out, and she said "Merry Christmas" ... and I said "and Happy Holidays to you."

Her stunned expression was priceless.

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