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Niceguy1

(2,467 posts)
86. or horny chickens at just haven't had an outlet lately
Tue Dec 24, 2013, 12:52 AM
Dec 2013

that crow too much at the poor Hens just trying to do their jobs and lay eggs for Foster Farms

I'll get the corn flakes and prepare the coating. LeftofObama Dec 2013 #1
No!!!! Not corn flakes!!!!! stevenleser Dec 2013 #4
Sounds like a cheep date pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #93
Certainly something to crow about n/t Aerows Dec 2013 #113
Or Kudzu hobbit709 Dec 2013 #2
I sure wish someone would tell me Sissyk Dec 2013 #14
I had to look up what Kudzu was. Thats what took me so long to respond. Originally I thought Kazoo stevenleser Dec 2013 #17
And we still don't know what is so Sissyk Dec 2013 #51
LMAO. If you figure it out please let me know. stevenleser Dec 2013 #60
It's an old Lounge thread yewberry Dec 2013 #137
Thank you. WOW!!!!! Epic! stevenleser Dec 2013 #138
It's massive. yewberry Dec 2013 #140
Suggesting chicken is nonsensical is a value judgment NoOneMan Dec 2013 #3
This Kitteh disagrees!!!! stevenleser Dec 2013 #9
Hehe thats funny :) darkangel218 Dec 2013 #101
Sounds good to me. HappyMe Dec 2013 #5
I prefer Cordon Bleu! Because I don't know how to pronounce the Bleu part! stevenleser Dec 2013 #15
Yum! I haven't had that in quite awhile. HappyMe Dec 2013 #18
Yes, Chicken Kiev is also awesome! stevenleser Dec 2013 #30
Sounds fowl to me. dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #6
Now lets get one thing straight, I do not tolerate anti-avian behavior! stevenleser Dec 2013 #7
lol dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #11
Dude, how long have you been here? Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #8
Did you say 'bug' ? stevenleser Dec 2013 #13
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #16
Hmm...I don't like the HappyMe Dec 2013 #19
Oh he is gonna eat some of 'em for sure!!!! stevenleser Dec 2013 #20
No, I didn't... freshwest Dec 2013 #99
It's amazing how many hilarious pics there are involving kittehs and chicken! nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #142
It's not a bug, it's an arachnid! Dash87 Jan 2014 #156
Just what we need--more poultry nitpicking. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #10
Well done! stevenleser Dec 2013 #12
Egg liberal N proud Dec 2013 #21
No question, the Chicken! Chickens can fly, you know, I haz proof! stevenleser Dec 2013 #22
That's going to hurt. liberal N proud Dec 2013 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #24
If I could give it a name I would, but I can't so... stevenleser Dec 2013 #28
What is being argued about that you consider "nonsensical"? nt redqueen Dec 2013 #25
LOL, Oh, nothing, there is no flamebait being posted, everything is worthy of serious analysis. stevenleser Dec 2013 #26
Yep. Exactly as I suspected. nt redqueen Dec 2013 #31
Glad we got that straight before the chickens really got mad... stevenleser Dec 2013 #32
lol... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #116
What is non sensical, a womans perspective that she dislikes, is made uncomfortable boston bean Dec 2013 #27
Sorry, this thread is not for any kind of serious discussion, just chicken. stevenleser Dec 2013 #29
or horny chickens at just haven't had an outlet lately Niceguy1 Dec 2013 #86
Pecker-head Major Nikon Dec 2013 #106
Hey, my chicken resembles that remark! stevenleser Dec 2013 #108
He wears a disguise to look like human guys FrodosPet Dec 2013 #132
Quit ogling my chicken! Comrade Grumpy Dec 2013 #33
Sorry, it was so plump, I couldn't help it! stevenleser Dec 2013 #35
Arguing about chicken is fine. Just no more Ducks. Please.......... wandy Dec 2013 #34
How about a chicken AND a duck stevenleser Dec 2013 #36
Some of us customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #80
You get my support whether you are homo or heteroavian! stevenleser Dec 2013 #82
I'm autoavian customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #84
Bwahahahahahahahaha! stevenleser Dec 2013 #87
That's what the chicken thought! customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #96
Just fine as long as the duck ain't trying to look like a ZZ Top wannabe! wandy Dec 2013 #122
Don't ogle my cock- Vashta Nerada Dec 2013 #37
Just remember, It's the size of the, erm, you know what, that counts stevenleser Dec 2013 #39
That guy has a big cock. Vashta Nerada Dec 2013 #41
chicken kiev rules. loli phabay Dec 2013 #38
Cordon Bleu man, Cordon Bleu! stevenleser Dec 2013 #42
nah microwaved cheap chicken kievs between two slices of bread is heaven loli phabay Dec 2013 #45
Now that you say it, I think I have had that. It IS awesome. stevenleser Dec 2013 #61
theres a delicacy called mini kievs, they are little chicken balls filled with a garlic cream, amazi loli phabay Dec 2013 #63
Chicken plus garlic already sounds good!!!! stevenleser Dec 2013 #103
Chickens are so smart Harmony Blue Dec 2013 #40
Hmmm, not so sure... stevenleser Dec 2013 #43
Oh, my customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #89
AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service LittleBlue Dec 2013 #44
A lot of people have no sense of humor. hobbit709 Dec 2013 #46
I think some folks don't understand that certain words and actions say more about themselves than stevenleser Dec 2013 #50
Attempts to derail... speak volume. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #117
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #47
Some other folks claim they are alert stalked. How can anyone possibly justify that alert? stevenleser Dec 2013 #52
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #56
... Major Nikon Dec 2013 #109
That is pretty perplexing. I mentioned no one and no issue in my OP. Not even close. stevenleser Dec 2013 #49
Just out of curiosity. What are you referring to? n/t savalez Dec 2013 #131
The jury decision that was posted. nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #133
The jury has spoken. name not needed Dec 2013 #94
Surely that alert is a bit of theatre itself... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #100
holy shit. someone alerted that? wow. Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #102
Oy. HappyMe Dec 2013 #111
Yes, back to the Chicken Debate. We cannot forget Los Pollos Hermanos! stevenleser Dec 2013 #120
Snappy dressers, those two. HappyMe Dec 2013 #121
Seriously? Someone alerted on a joke thread? NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #136
There are folks here who take themselves way too seriously. Way, way WAAAAAY too seriously stevenleser Dec 2013 #141
"Keep Fucking That Chicken" Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #48
WTF! What was the end result of that? stevenleser Dec 2013 #54
I'm shocked, someone as media-savvy as you hasn't heard of that. It's CLASSIC. Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #58
Heh, are you kidding? I spend so much time researching the issues and my opposition stevenleser Dec 2013 #62
I think it was either a flub or else the guy just has no filter whatsoever. Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #64
So if I start to argue with you...hey wait a minute! Rex Dec 2013 #53
No, you don't not if you mention Chicken! Then you can be as nonsensical as you want! stevenleser Dec 2013 #57
LOL! Rex Dec 2013 #65
After all the hen pecking about cornflakes one might be in the mood for some good fried chicken The Straight Story Dec 2013 #55
LOL, Nooooooo! No cornflakes! Baaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stevenleser Dec 2013 #59
I agree... blue14u Dec 2013 #66
Welcome. There are many of us! Just call us the cluck clique! stevenleser Dec 2013 #67
lol, I wiill keep that in mind...cluck clique group.... blue14u Dec 2013 #75
I prefer customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #91
Sure, whatever. You just want to ogle my breasts. LadyHawkAZ Dec 2013 #68
Those breasts do look good! stevenleser Dec 2013 #69
Damn straight they do! Y'all betta recognize! LadyHawkAZ Dec 2013 #72
We all do, Ladyhawk... We all do opiate69 Dec 2013 #90
Threads about chicken are strictly prohibited Crabby Appleton Dec 2013 #70
I thought Skinner pronouncements had a seven and a half year limitation. That ran out yesterday! stevenleser Dec 2013 #71
Pecky, pecky, pecky pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #73
Pecking doesnt count unless you PECK DANGEROUSLY! stevenleser Dec 2013 #74
I only hang with chickens who practice safe pecks. n/t customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #85
you want I should kick some chickenshit ass, stevenleser? Skittles Dec 2013 #76
Yes, please kick the ass of whoever alerted on this thread and keep kicking until stevenleser Dec 2013 #78
Hopefully customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #92
Eggzactly. (n/t) klook Dec 2013 #126
OH FUCK!! You've been to the Olive Garden with an Asian Woodcarver while Mrs. Stevenleser madinmaryland Dec 2013 #77
Yes dammit, and we had the Chicken Alfredo! stevenleser Dec 2013 #79
*thigh* I'd thank you for keeping us abreast of developments... pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #81
Viva the Cluck Clique! E Avius Unum! Out of many birds, we are one! nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #83
Don't expect him to stick his neck out! klook Dec 2013 #127
You didn't drink with them, did you? name not needed Dec 2013 #95
Chicken make lousy housepet customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #97
Chickens make good housepets when combined with Kittehs stevenleser Dec 2013 #112
Great.. Now I'm craving chicken tikka masala... Thanks a brazillion, Steven! opiate69 Dec 2013 #88
This is no chicken little thread! More like Chicken a la King! stevenleser Dec 2013 #98
Didn't people get bounced just for typing the word "chicken"? Iggo Dec 2013 #104
Yes, but see my #71 above! stevenleser Dec 2013 #105
And THIS is just one of the reasons I love DU. Viva la Pollo! txwhitedove Dec 2013 #107
Pollo song! stevenleser Dec 2013 #110
Here's some old school - Super Chicken! HappyMe Dec 2013 #114
What the cluck!?! K.O. Stradivarius Dec 2013 #115
Be careful, or you may get eggspelled from DU. But I gotta say, Zorra Dec 2013 #118
Love it! stevenleser Dec 2013 #119
I'm offended by that. H2O Man Dec 2013 #123
Eggsactly! stevenleser Dec 2013 #124
Aaw. That's funny. HappyMe Dec 2013 #125
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #128
You've got pluck pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #129
Hey, it's better than being plucked! stevenleser Dec 2013 #130
Bawwk, bawwwwwwk! (= chicken for 'kick') nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #134
What kind of cockamamie thread is this? NaturalHigh Dec 2013 #135
It's one of those threads for alter kockers, boychicks and girlchicks all! stevenleser Dec 2013 #139
I like the cut of your giblets pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #143
I'm not sure I'm liking the idea of my giblets being cut! stevenleser Dec 2013 #144
C'mon, take a squawk on the wild side! countryjake Jan 2014 #158
psst, everybody, it's never too late to get in on the chicken thread! ;-) stevenleser Dec 2013 #145
I'm having chicken for supper tonight. In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #151
I'm eating chicken right now!!!! stevenleser Jan 2014 #159
Oh, sure--get cocky about it pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #160
Feather you're sick or not, you need to eat. countryjake Jan 2014 #161
Getting up to bake fries in the face of my doctor's orders to stay inbred. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #165
Bwahahahahaha! countryjake Jan 2014 #166
Kickin' for chickin', just sayin' nt stevenleser Jan 2014 #146
Great! Just Great! Queue the "Poult-rage". nt Javaman Jan 2014 #147
When dead chickens get "Poult-rage" do they become Poult-ergeists? stevenleser Jan 2014 #149
Arroz con pollo for dinner! WinkyDink Jan 2014 #148
My mom used to make that and it would look just like this! stevenleser Jan 2014 #150
Mmmm... LOVE the idea of green olives! WinkyDink Jan 2014 #152
I made "Chicken Bean Soup" yesterday for dinner. IdaBriggs Jan 2014 #153
arrogant chicken! FatBuddy Jan 2014 #154
Fried chicken - A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips Dash87 Jan 2014 #155
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, wolf! closeupready Jan 2014 #157
Wait...there were flamewars against chicken? Vashta Nerada Jan 2014 #162
At DU we prefer our chicken flame-broiled... pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #163
Holy hell, that's hilarious. Vashta Nerada Jan 2014 #164
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