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In reply to the discussion: A student's science joke [View all]FSogol
(45,452 posts)1. Wanna hear a math joke?
A sheep farmer says to his sheep dog, "Well, it is getting late. Go gather up all my sheep."
The sheep dog runs off. A few minutes later he returns panting.
The farmer says, "Did you get the sheep."
The dog replies, "Yes, all 20 sheep are in the barn."
"20 sheep," the farmer cried, "I only have 18 sheep."
"I rounded up," replied the dog.
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