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tclambert

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37. Leonard's chicken joke from Big Bang theory:
Thu Feb 6, 2014, 11:32 PM
Feb 2014

Last edited Fri Feb 7, 2014, 02:06 PM - Edit history (2)




Even better, Penny's science joke:

A student's science joke [View all] ybbor Feb 2014 OP
Wanna hear a math joke? FSogol Feb 2014 #1
Now that's funny! ybbor Feb 2014 #2
Leó Szilárd and Edward Teller met up in a bar MrScorpio Feb 2014 #9
That is bad. ybbor Feb 2014 #20
This one is knot funny: Dr. Strange Feb 2014 #25
Hahahahahahahaha!! that's good! lastlib Feb 2014 #32
A giraffe walks into a bar. No, seriously, a giraffe walks into a bar. Coyotl Feb 2014 #54
ROFLMAO. GliderGuider Feb 2014 #75
Noah is having problems with two venomous snakes FloridaJudy Feb 2014 #57
BOOOooooo! Hissss!! lastlib Feb 2014 #60
That took me a second. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2014 #28
Smart dog, and very funny too LOL Coyotl Feb 2014 #53
As a self appointed member of the Grammar Police Dyedinthewoolliberal Feb 2014 #114
That was good! n/t Aerows Feb 2014 #3
Werner Heisenberg was speeding on a country road MrScorpio Feb 2014 #4
I like it ybbor Feb 2014 #8
I want to be in your class! Squinch Feb 2014 #5
Statistics Aerows Feb 2014 #6
Funny ybbor Feb 2014 #7
Old favorite Aerows Feb 2014 #10
Now that I get! ybbor Feb 2014 #13
One of my favorites ybbor Feb 2014 #14
OMG Aerows Feb 2014 #15
Yeah it stinks! ybbor Feb 2014 #16
The pencil or the joke? Auntie Bush Feb 2014 #72
Back in my day, constipated mathematicians worked it out Coyotl Feb 2014 #55
I suppose that'd be preferable to working it out with a computer........ lastlib Feb 2014 #61
Not if you fork a finger process seveneyes Feb 2014 #64
(I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole...!) lastlib Feb 2014 #65
Ok resting on my laurels ybbor Jan 2015 #116
Not the greatest joke around, but it's about average. n/t jtuck004 Feb 2014 #91
This is my favorite stats joke Travis_0004 Feb 2014 #34
I laughed like a maniac at that TroglodyteScholar Feb 2014 #41
LMAO Aerows Feb 2014 #48
I have this comic on a t-shirt. DeadLetterOffice Feb 2014 #76
That's a clever IQ test too! Coyotl Feb 2014 #79
I love that one! LeftishBrit Feb 2014 #89
My favorite in this thread. I just broke company policy . . . MrModerate Feb 2014 #44
You totally got the joke! Aerows Feb 2014 #49
Marie and Pierre Curie were walking hand in hand down a Parisian street MrScorpio Feb 2014 #11
Oh, Fukushima humor. ybbor Feb 2014 #17
Good one for Algebra Aerows Feb 2014 #12
Always remember, there are only 10 kinds of people in the world: Mister Ed Feb 2014 #24
Now that is really good ybbor Feb 2014 #26
Binary--it's easy as 1-10-11 !! lastlib Feb 2014 #33
Ooh, good one! n/t Mister Ed Feb 2014 #36
Stop it! ybbor Feb 2014 #38
Excellent! Aerows Feb 2014 #85
There are two kinds of people in the world... DeadLetterOffice Feb 2014 #78
There are three kinds of people in the world . . . tclambert Feb 2014 #81
There once was a lady named Bright jazzimov Feb 2014 #18
Ahh. Physics ybbor Feb 2014 #19
Physics: FSogol Feb 2014 #21
I like it ybbor Feb 2014 #22
OK, LLOL . . . MrModerate Feb 2014 #45
lol I did too! TxDemChem Feb 2014 #97
An Oldie But Goodie... Laxman Feb 2014 #63
That REALLY Tickled Me ProfessorGAC Feb 2014 #106
A limerick about ME!! TygrBright Feb 2014 #51
Higgs Boson walks into a church... ThoughtCriminal Feb 2014 #23
I was literally LOL ybbor Feb 2014 #27
I think "you wouldn't have Mass" Aerows Feb 2014 #50
Heh. +1 n/t lumberjack_jeff Feb 2014 #113
, blkmusclmachine Feb 2014 #29
They left out... nikto Feb 2014 #30
Yes, yes ybbor Feb 2014 #31
Ah, the one thing the electron is positive about Paulie Feb 2014 #35
Leonard's chicken joke from Big Bang theory: tclambert Feb 2014 #37
The sound on my computer is crapped out. Were these the ones? eridani Feb 2014 #58
An anomaly occurred? Okay, transcript of Leonard's joke: tclambert Feb 2014 #82
In one dorm room, a sign said, "Werner Heisenberg may have slept here." tclambert Feb 2014 #39
Was that island Samos? ybbor Feb 2014 #42
Woah. TroglodyteScholar Feb 2014 #43
That. Is. Awesome. trotsky Feb 2014 #71
lol giggling out loud here TxDemChem Feb 2014 #99
Post this in class... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2014 #40
Heehee ybbor Feb 2014 #46
I had a chemistry prof who put a problem on an exam..... lastlib Feb 2014 #62
But so you have the answer to the age old question? TexasProgresive Feb 2014 #69
Could'a been worse... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2014 #86
Love it TxDemChem Feb 2014 #100
Could have been *Bad* FloridaJudy Feb 2014 #110
That's Good ybbor.. thank you! nm Cha Feb 2014 #47
We have math geeks around here Aerows Feb 2014 #52
You guys are just having too much fun! Hekate Feb 2014 #56
How about physicist, engineer and mathematician jokes? eridani Feb 2014 #59
A quickie: VWolf Feb 2014 #66
Glass is full! Half liquid, half air. If it really were half-empty: tclambert Feb 2014 #83
Nature abhors a vacuum .... a lot! n/t VWolf Feb 2014 #87
Larson DemoTex Feb 2014 #92
I love me some The Far Side! ybbor Feb 2014 #94
Awesome! TxDemChem Feb 2014 #101
Had to go there. And my other favorite. Aerows Jan 2015 #117
This message was self-deleted by its author List left Feb 2014 #67
Past, present, and future walk into a bar. drokhole Feb 2014 #68
whole bunch of math jokes here central scrutinizer Feb 2014 #70
The OP is a mashup of two jokes SansACause Feb 2014 #73
A horse walks into a bar... clarice Feb 2014 #74
Girl Walks Into A Bar Coyotl Feb 2014 #80
lolol hilarious, clarice Feb 2014 #84
Rene Descartes walks into a bar... KansDem Feb 2014 #77
Message auto-removed Name removed Feb 2014 #88
C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar... riqster Feb 2014 #90
Nice one TxDemChem Feb 2014 #102
Thanks! The scale was originally defined by Pythagorus. riqster Feb 2014 #103
Sadly, I took music theory in high school. TxDemChem Feb 2014 #105
It's amazing where applied mathematics can rear its ugly head, innit? riqster Feb 2014 #107
Those two sound good to me! TxDemChem Feb 2014 #108
I'm in! riqster Feb 2014 #109
An MBA, an engineer and a computer programmer Lefty Thinker Feb 2014 #93
A molecular biologist went to a livestock auction. cab67 Feb 2014 #95
George H. W. Bush walks into a bar ........ Coyotl Feb 2014 #96
Best. Joke. Ever. riqster Feb 2014 #104
So many great jokes, I had to bookmark this thread! TxDemChem Feb 2014 #98
I even still have a few friends left FloridaJudy Feb 2014 #111
I like it a lot. ybbor Feb 2014 #112
Engineers and golf lumberjack_jeff Feb 2014 #115
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