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In reply to the discussion: A student's science joke [View all]VWolf
(3,944 posts)66. A quickie:
The optimist says the glass is half-full.
The pessimist says the glass is half-empty.
The engineer says the glass is too big!
(Full disclosure: I'm a tragically practical engineer by trade.)
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