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In reply to the discussion: A student's science joke [View all]Coyotl
(15,262 posts)96. George H. W. Bush walks into a bar ........
George H. W. Bush walks into a bar and says, "Son, pour me your best scotch."
Bartender replies, "No way."
Pissed off, Bush finds the manager and bitches.
Manager confronts the bartender in private and returns,
"Sorry, Mr. President, but you called him 'Son' didn't you?"
Exasperated, Bush shouts, "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?"
Manager replies, "Everybody knows that any son of yours don't have to serve."
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