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In reply to the discussion: Anyone watching "The Betrayal" at freepville? [View all]freshwest
(53,661 posts)97. Well, his age is certainly suspect as a traveler through and time and space. He may be immortal:
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
By Spencer Ackerman
January 3, 2012
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obamas past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldnt agree more. Thats one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome back to Tinfoil Tuesday.
Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian, Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room. But thats exactly what a secret chrononaut wants you to believe.
It is not known what exactly Obama did on Mars. (Socializing Martian health care, perhaps? Building a birth-certificate printing press?) His mission was a perilous one, according to Basiago and Stillings. The CIA wished to establish a defense regime protecting the Earth from threats from space as well as a legal claim to territorial sovereignty, making Obama something of a Martian conquistador. Presumably, Obamas CIA handlers needed him to acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence in order to secure the U.S.-Martian alliance. (Well bet you werent even aware of Martian animals.)
Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten, an elder chrononaut, retired Army Maj. Ed Dames, is alleged to have told a young Obama.
Read the full article at:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
You know how he looks old one day and young the next?
Shapeshifing!
By Spencer Ackerman
January 3, 2012
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obamas past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldnt agree more. Thats one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome back to Tinfoil Tuesday.
Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian, Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room. But thats exactly what a secret chrononaut wants you to believe.
It is not known what exactly Obama did on Mars. (Socializing Martian health care, perhaps? Building a birth-certificate printing press?) His mission was a perilous one, according to Basiago and Stillings. The CIA wished to establish a defense regime protecting the Earth from threats from space as well as a legal claim to territorial sovereignty, making Obama something of a Martian conquistador. Presumably, Obamas CIA handlers needed him to acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence in order to secure the U.S.-Martian alliance. (Well bet you werent even aware of Martian animals.)
Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten, an elder chrononaut, retired Army Maj. Ed Dames, is alleged to have told a young Obama.
Read the full article at:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
You know how he looks old one day and young the next?
Shapeshifing!
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I haven't had the stomach to go and look. I'll take you word for it. But they don't know that Cruz
freshwest
Feb 2014
#86
Good for them. If they see Kenya in Obama's family tree, they should look at Cruz' commie roots!
freshwest
Feb 2014
#92
Well, his age is certainly suspect as a traveler through and time and space. He may be immortal:
freshwest
Feb 2014
#97
Sadly a mentally ill relative was a Bircher and they believed things like this for their time
lunasun
Feb 2014
#126
You can't argue with someone claiming they gave up watching football because the NFL allows gays.
Spitfire of ATJ
Feb 2014
#87
You're kidding me! What will they do on football nights? What about all their manly man stuff?
freshwest
Feb 2014
#93
Some of the Republicans that voted for it went and asked her to Veto it.
Lady Freedom Returns
Feb 2014
#140
Another conservative website. Basically Freeperville with even lower production values
NuclearDem
Feb 2014
#30
Conservative Cave. They live forposting our threads to mock. They claim to have moles here.
freshwest
Feb 2014
#70
But every minute they spend on CC is one less minute spent goatfucking, or otherwise trying to
msanthrope
Feb 2014
#114
i know, i copied it from the post i replied too cuz i'm lazy,why don't you bust their chops too?
dionysus
Feb 2014
#136
I think they made that up. No, wait! It's a belief system. You know. a 'lifestyle' they call it.
freshwest
Feb 2014
#72
"At a point in time, probably within the next three years, the state will begin killing Christians."
Make7
Feb 2014
#13
It's still there, it's just been numbed by the evil. Like I said, it gets better over time.
Zorra
Feb 2014
#59
Thank you so much for caring. I'll do as you say, but I can't imagine that I'll ever be clean again.
Egalitarian Thug
Feb 2014
#63
That not-so-sub-text has been one of my favorite aspects of the Dumbularity . . .
hatrack
Feb 2014
#42
I just read the first 100 replies....and the wailing and gnashing of teeth was delightful. nt
msanthrope
Feb 2014
#28
You know...the place is a little off. It's like they've lost the joy they used to take in being
msanthrope
Feb 2014
#118
I'm sorely tempted to go over there and enjoy a big serving of schadenfreude... n/t
freshwest
Feb 2014
#77
It exists in the same reality as the ZOG, reverse racism, and American sharia law.
NuclearDem
Feb 2014
#32
or the keywords - as if Freepers spend time regularly searching for these terms:
muriel_volestrangler
Feb 2014
#120
"If a gay bakery doesn’t want to bake a hetero cake for my birthday..."
WorseBeforeBetter
Feb 2014
#78
I'm too busy figuring out how to steal the land from under their churches...
WorseBeforeBetter
Feb 2014
#109
No, that piece of crap website is impossible to even look at. It's an abomination.
KittyWampus
Feb 2014
#116