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DallasNE

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63. 9/11 9/11 9/11

Sun Mar 2, 2014, 09:35 PM

Mar 2014

So how well did GWB stand up to the 8/6/01 warning bin Laden determined to strike inside the US. Oh, he continued to clear brush at his Texas ranch then read "my pet goat" before invading Iraq. My only quibble is that Bush may not be able to locate New Zealand on a map.

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Say what you want about G.W. Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for Russian aggression in the Ukraine [View all] wyldwolf Mar 2014 OP

... sakabatou Mar 2014 #1

George W Bush: "We are all Uraniums". L0oniX Mar 2014 #2

lol Jefferson23 Mar 2014 #3

awesome. wyldwolf Mar 2014 #4

So, how does it feel to win the internet today? bt Lucky Luciano Mar 2014 #10

Perfect! Cheese4TheRat Mar 2014 #15

Welcome to DU, Cheese4TheRat! calimary Mar 2014 #75

Thanks! And I have seen much wit humor here. Cheese4TheRat Mar 2014 #77

LOL!!! Whisp Mar 2014 #16

Excellent! Flatulo Mar 2014 #20

Brilliant. JNelson6563 Mar 2014 #30

was chuckling til I read this. magical thyme Mar 2014 #31

Hope you didn't spew on your keyboard. L0oniX Mar 2014 #34

left out the obligatory... magical thyme Mar 2014 #36

Nice. nt Captain Stern Mar 2014 #42

Very good. nm rhett o rick Mar 2014 #43

. fishwax Mar 2014 #44

Pfft! Enthusiast Mar 2014 #55

Fucking awesome! TheKentuckian Mar 2014 #58

Put some food on this one's children. idendoit Mar 2014 #69

Ah've ordered the White House chef to prepare summa that chicken KEEE-yev in-ya know, solidarity! nt MADem Mar 2014 #71

DUzy!!! calimary Mar 2014 #72

Lol, that is a good one! n/t sabrina 1 Mar 2014 #79

"Amd I am Uranus" nolkyz Mar 2014 #80

best post ever lovemydog Mar 2014 #83

Well, you've just gone "Nukular!" n/t Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2014 #93

Don't you mean Uranus's? . . . aggiesal Mar 2014 #94

Now THAT'S funny! NT Adrahil Mar 2014 #5

Brilliant! nt Xipe Totec Mar 2014 #6

You know good and well thats not true Uben Mar 2014 #7

or maybe Alaska. griloco Mar 2014 #25

You win the thread! n/t freshwest Mar 2014 #41

Welcome to DU, griloco! calimary Mar 2014 #74

I think Uruguay Fortinbras Armstrong Mar 2014 #85

Meaning he would have started another incredibly stupid and disastrous war??? on point Mar 2014 #8

yea he go invade costa rica or some other country tha t had nothing to do with anything leftyohiolib Mar 2014 #14

Smh (nt) JJChambers Mar 2014 #17

Hahaha! Right on the mark! loudsue Mar 2014 #9

LOL. wisteria Mar 2014 #11

Right after he handed out trillion dollar no bid contracts BarbaRosa Mar 2014 #12

Funny Leith Mar 2014 #13

We'd have attacked both. Just to be safe. eom Blanks Mar 2014 #47

"Invading Iraq because of 9/11 would be like Nevernose Mar 2014 #18

Yeah, it wouldn't cost much, as Iraq & Afghanistan have shown Ned Fenwick Mar 2014 #19

Welcome to DU, Ned Jack Rabbit Mar 2014 #23

"It'll pay for itself" n/t Aerows Mar 2014 #48

Welcome to DU, Ned Fenwick! calimary Mar 2014 #73

Nah, New Zealand would put up too much of a fight Jack Rabbit Mar 2014 #21

By now, it would have been "Mission Accomplished" n/t SmittynMo Mar 2014 #22

lol!! The send yourself a tweet trick! Sunlei Mar 2014 #24

If only W could find NZ on a map. ffr Mar 2014 #26

This photo is priceless - it sums up Bush's presidency Rosa Luxemburg Mar 2014 #76

The sad thing is that it is funny Android3.14 Mar 2014 #27

GWB quote, "Me a Crainian too jes like U." Lint Head Mar 2014 #28

So true, so true. LoisB Mar 2014 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author polichick Mar 2014 #32

That stupid goddamn criminal couldn't find Ukraine on a map! santamargarita Mar 2014 #33

I have to firmly disagree...Bush would stop and ask why we are attacking a planet... Drew Richards Mar 2014 #38

Your right: he would ask "why we are attacking a planet..." santamargarita Mar 2014 #39

Bush would NEVER stop to ask why we're attacking something Scootaloo Mar 2014 #51

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAaa........ spanone Mar 2014 #35

DUzy! riqster Mar 2014 #37

They'll greet us with cheers and flowers! rgbecker Mar 2014 #40

...and 100's of Valeria Lukyanova look alikes. L0oniX Mar 2014 #95

But...but... didn't he gaze into Vlad's eyes and see his soul? LiberalEsto Mar 2014 #45

"I hope Aerows Mar 2014 #46

Or one of these countries: Hissyspit Mar 2014 #49

What would have been done is just mental masturbation..... CK_John Mar 2014 #50

"We Cannot Allow The Smoking Gun to Come In The Form of a Kiwi Sheep" TrollBuster9090 Mar 2014 #52

Funny! Enthusiast Mar 2014 #53

GWB wouldn't have raised a finger, but his veep would have. japple Mar 2014 #54

Too busy playing with his goat while in his underwear in a dimly lit private bedroom. L0oniX Mar 2014 #60

Bush Condemns Russia; Calls for Cease-Fire KG Mar 2014 #56

Even W wasn't dumb enough to get us into a third war. nt brush Mar 2014 #57

The kiwi agreshuns will not stand! TheKentuckian Mar 2014 #59

I'm a decider! I'm a uni-fi-caterer, not one of them divider uppers! Now watch this drive! n/t 8 track mind Mar 2014 #61

LOL I needed that! Hekate Mar 2014 #62

9/11 9/11 9/11 DallasNE Mar 2014 #63

We need to dig up the picture of him hanging out at the Olympics while Georgia was being invaded.N/T Chathamization Mar 2014 #64

So True Veracious Mar 2014 #65

Too funny! Stellar Mar 2014 #66

There's a large number of innocent The Wizard Mar 2014 #67

Many thanks joesdaughter Mar 2014 #68

Time to spread a little freedom Blue Owl Mar 2014 #70

ROFL! DesertDiamond Mar 2014 #78

remember this ... napkinz Mar 2014 #81

The New Zealians lovemydog Mar 2014 #82

I dunno. He did fuck-all about Russian aggression in Georgia... (nt) Recursion Mar 2014 #84

so what are the options assuming that WAR is not one of them weissmam Mar 2014 #86

Sounds accurate liberal N proud Mar 2014 #87

It's not the Ukraine it's just Ukraine. Fearless Mar 2014 #88

As much fun as it is ... OldBoss Mar 2014 #89

Maybe this will help... L0oniX Mar 2014 #90

I know what you mean! (And welcome to DU, by the way) FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #96

An excuse to invade...anywhere he can steal something. Busheney couldn't care less who died for it judesedit Mar 2014 #91

Well, he would be justified. I mean, what is up with hairy fruit that's green on the inside? Arugula Latte Mar 2014 #92

Only if they had oil. sellitman Mar 2014 #97