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In reply to the discussion: My dumbest question ever... how do people shtup these days? [View all]MineralMan
(146,116 posts)Tell your friend that if he just wants to "schtup," as you so ungracefully put it, he should skip all of the stages of relationship building, and just ask women, "Hey, you wanna schtup?" Why waste time? Get to the point right away. That will quickly identify the women who just want to "schtup" and avoid all of the rest of the getting to know someone and all of that boring stuff and move right into removing clothing.
Now, if your friend is actually interested in finding someone to have an actual relationship, he might want to consider some other approach. But he can probably find someone to "schtup" without all of that tedious foreplay. Not often, but once in a while, he'll find someone as bored with life as he is, and someone who just wants to "schtup."
Or, of course, he could just hire someone to "schtup" with him. I understand that such an arrangement is possible in most cities.