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In reply to the discussion: Right-Wing Zealots Are Already Freaking Out About The Return Of Cosmos! [View all]jmowreader
(50,529 posts)53. What Silverboon does not know...
is that if Jesus really were to return to earth, he would buy an M-60 machine gun, use it to dispatch all the fundamentalist Christians to Hell, and take the atheists to Heaven. Apparently no one told those people Christianity isn't a get-out-of-jail-free card.
No, actually someone DID tell them that: Matthew 7.21 from the Bible says "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
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Right-Wing Zealots Are Already Freaking Out About The Return Of Cosmos! [View all]
HarveyDarkey
Mar 2014
OP
"So, basically, the Church condemned Galileo because he was a pain in the ass."
Fortinbras Armstrong
Mar 2014
#59
I, too, was taught by the nuns in my early years, and NEVER heard about"jesus strands". and they
niyad
Mar 2014
#19
I smell baloney. So...The Baloney Detection Kit: Carl Sagan’s Rules for Bullshit-Busting
jtuck004
Mar 2014
#17
The irony is that I was introduced to the original series via the youth group at my Baptist church
LanternWaste
Mar 2014
#41
I love the fact that the flat earthers on other boards are freaking out about this show
Gothmog
Mar 2014
#44
Don't they have something better to do? Like discover lesbian messages in the movie "Frozen"? n/t
winter is coming
Mar 2014
#50
If we ever fight a just, necessary war, it will be against those twit(terer)s
FiveGoodMen
Mar 2014
#51