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31. That's just what I was going to say.
Tue Jun 17, 2014, 12:54 AM
Jun 2014

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The Nine Satanic Statements
1.Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2.Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
7.Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


That would make her a Libertarian AgingAmerican Jun 2014 #1
That's just what I was going to say. Aristus Jun 2014 #31
That's LaVayan Satanism. Which is not the same as other forms of Satanism. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #48
Okay. Aristus Jun 2014 #59
the same way being a Christian makes her a Republican? 0rganism Jun 2014 #63
Honestly? No. Way too creepy. nt ecstatic Jun 2014 #2
But see, I strongly suspect they enjoy that reaction far too much. moriah Jun 2014 #8
Depends on the denomination Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #12
We're not creepy Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #9
Sorry. I guess I watch way too many ecstatic Jun 2014 #28
It's ok, I've watched many of those movies too Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #34
Most who self-define as "Satanist" don't believe in the Biblical "Satan", soooooo.... moriah Jun 2014 #3
So why do they call themselves "satanists" then? Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #15
The Satanist in this thread seemed to concur.... moriah Jun 2014 #17
Well, all I can say is that Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #18
What if they told you they were a witch? n/t moriah Jun 2014 #19
That depends Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #21
Well, Satanism got about the same bad rep as witchcraft, and through similar means.... moriah Jun 2014 #23
I think that the word "witch" is kind of neutral Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #30
Why not get to know them and what they believe LostOne4Ever Jun 2014 #44
I've known people like that before Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #46
That's the same reason many people despise atheists. beam me up scottie Jun 2014 #50
Some people get off on the "edgy" thing. Of course, the same thing can be said about witchcraft. moriah Jun 2014 #49
Why is that? Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #36
Have you ever thought that the term "Satanist" just creeps people out? Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #39
... Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #40
Admittedly, the term "muslim" is viewed negatively by many Christians, Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #43
And what else should we call ourselves? Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #55
Apparently, someone took great umbrage. It was a ridiculous alert, and got what it deserved. Tarheel_Dem Jun 2014 #60
I'm not OK with her, period. Has nothing to do with religeous beliefs. NYC_SKP Jun 2014 #4
I believe that you just described Satanism... R. Daneel Olivaw Jun 2014 #6
I get that whatchamacallit Jun 2014 #7
I actually AM a Satanist Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #5
Ahh, a thiestic Satanist! moriah Jun 2014 #10
There aren't many of us around Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #14
That is fascinating. I've never heard of Satanism from that perspective before. liberal_at_heart Jun 2014 #37
Well, glad to meet you! n/t Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #38
Technically, that is quintessentially satanist. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #45
She worships Wall St... isn't that the same thing? HooptieWagon Jun 2014 #11
I'll have to think about it Skittles Jun 2014 #13
I don't care what a candidate's faith is. hrmjustin Jun 2014 #16
Only if she were a Socialist. roody Jun 2014 #20
LaVeyan Satanism, at least, seems more compatible with Randian libertarianism than with socialism. nomorenomore08 Jun 2014 #24
I'd be cool with her faith if it was progressive. delrem Jun 2014 #22
An argument can be made that Christianity isn't harmless n/t geomon666 Jun 2014 #25
I'd like it if she was a Wiccan. Nye Bevan Jun 2014 #26
But do we really want them to get better? n/t moriah Jun 2014 #47
I was OK with Nixon being a Quaker. And, I'm OK with Hil being a Methodist. Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2014 #27
Muslin, Satinist, Linenist? What's the diff? n/t eridani Jun 2014 #29
No. Jenoch Jun 2014 #32
For me the turn off is not the religion but the particular religious group that she hung with newthinking Jun 2014 #33
Well... it wouldn't be pandering BS, but it's still just magical thinking. nt Demo_Chris Jun 2014 #35
Well, at least you're consistent Prophet 451 Jun 2014 #41
Would you be cool with Rand Paul if he was aa atheist? rug Jun 2014 #42
If she was a Stalinist I doubt she'd be a popular president. Kablooie Jun 2014 #51
The only thing Stalinists and Satanists have in common is hipster facial hair: Ken Burch Jun 2014 #54
moot point. There's no conflict between satanism and support for military interventionism. n/t. Ken Burch Jun 2014 #52
Um, fuck no. Skip Intro Jun 2014 #53
I'd be happy to see... malokvale77 Jun 2014 #56
I'm, what I liked to call, a constitutional atheist. Javaman Jun 2014 #57
At least it would be something different and new for a presidential candidate . . . hatrack Jun 2014 #58
She could worship me, and I still wouldn't vote for her. bigwillq Jun 2014 #61
Coming out as a Satanist would be a remarkable act of political courage... Orsino Jun 2014 #62
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