Let's list the nicknames we have for public figures(not other DUers)

[calimary]

31. Aw man... where to begin?

w: duhbya. dumbya. dry-drunk. Junior. george the lesser. bush2. Phony cowboy. All Hat No Cattle. Oily george. War Criminal. Little Boots. AWOL bush. The Pretender. Thief-in-Chief. White House Squatter. The Resident. Resident bush.
cheney: the dick. Darth cheney. War Criminal. The Puppetmaster. Dead-eye dick. Sultan of Snarl. Five Deferments. The Other Dark Lord.
rumsfeld: rummy. Skeletor. War Criminal.
condi: contradicta (proud to say I made that one up!). Kinda-sleezy. condiLiar. Backstage girl. War Criminal.
tony blair: bush's poodle.
john mccain: mcsame. Gramps. Grumpy. Dirty old man.
sarah: sarah Failin'. Failin' palin. Caribou Barbie. Tundra Tart. Snowbilly. Snow Grifter. Half-Governor. Quitterella. Word Salad sarah. Half-Baked Alaska. Bible Spice. Alaska Disasta. Mooselini. MILFy McMooseburger (Stephanie Miller special!).
lindsey graham: john mccain's shadow. Sidekick.
ted cruz: Carnival cruz. The New McCarthy. Whack Job. Crackpot. King of the Teabaggers
rick perry: Governor Oops. Governor Goodhair.
mike huckabee: Fuckabee. hucka-boo-boo.
mitt romney: mittski. Mr. 47%. Rmoney. mitt wrongney. Moneybags mitt. Dog-hater. Mr. Car Elevator. Bane Capital.
paul ryan: Eddie Munster. Lyin' ryan.
karl rove: kkkarl. Turd Blossom. bush's brain. "THE math."
rush limbaugh: flush limbaugh. Limburger. Limpballs. LameBrain. Gas Giant.
sean hannity: that-guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-Vanity. Gas Giant. Shammity.
bill o'reilly: O'Really. bill o'LIEly. billo. Falafel boy. bill o'loofah. Gas Giant. Shill o'Lie-ly.
newt gingrich: newt gangrene. Gingivitis. newt the Nasty. Husband-of-the-Year. Gas Giant. Asshole.
chris christie: crispy christie. Gas Giant. Asshole. Bully. Meanie. "Sit Down and Shut Up." Bridge-gate.
ronald reagan: St. ronnie. Raygun. Cue Cards. Doddering Old Man. Millionaires On Parade.
george herbert walker bush: Poppy. George the 1st. bush1. "Read My Lips." ghwb. "hw." Snippy. Preppy. Wimp.
andrea mitchell: Mrs. Greenspan.
joe scarborough: "Dead Intern." Morning Blow. Morning Schmo.
Bill Clinton: President Clinton. First Man? Mr. Popularity.
Hillary Clinton: Shillary. HRC. Madam Secretary. Madam President? Grandma.
Harry Reid: The Boxer. "Give 'em Hell" Harry.
john boehner: Boner. John of Orange. Orange Man. Worst House Speaker Ever.
mitch mcconnell: Yertle. Bad Sport.
rand paul: Dingdong. The Kentucky Pipsqueak. Junior. Brillohead. Libertarian.
scott walker: koch-sucker. Not Ready for Prime Time. Snot walker.
dan quayle: Dim Bulb. Pretty Boy. Dingdong. Mr. Potato Head. "No John Kennedy."
arnold schwarzenegger: Ahnold. schwarzengroper. The Terminator. The Governator. Der Gropenator.
larry craig: "Wide Stance."
david vitter: Diaper Boy.
joni ernst: Hot Castrator. Breadbags. Traitor.
tom cotton: Traitor tom. Tehran tom the Traitor Tot.
bobby jindal: Alfred E. Newman.

I'll think of more... there's a TON.