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In reply to the discussion: Would you want this Confederate flag removed? [View all]Rex
(65,616 posts)No really I want to shop in my disposable underwear that don't fit and haven't been changed in 3 years! Everyone needs to see my crackline and my girlfriends awesome racist bikini! Let's go shopping! Hmmm...Dollar General or Wal-Mart...such choices!
Someone tie my moccasins for me? I'd bend over but all the shit in my buttcrack would shoot out and I need to maintain a semblance of class and decor when out with baby girl. It's a relief that we live in such a high class society that allows for such sophisticated dress.
I'm on the catwalk with my diaper I beat off a hobo in a back alley. Love my calf tan line? Floral shorts make great wedding formal wear but you won't catch me out and about in anything but my buttcrack cover!
Freedumbs and pop tarts!