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Rex

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8. Now now, just because someone has on a dirty diaper in public does not a spectacle make.

Sat Aug 15, 2015, 02:27 AM

Aug 2015

No really I want to shop in my disposable underwear that don't fit and haven't been changed in 3 years! Everyone needs to see my crackline and my girlfriends awesome racist bikini! Let's go shopping! Hmmm...Dollar General or Wal-Mart...such choices!

Someone tie my moccasins for me? I'd bend over but all the shit in my buttcrack would shoot out and I need to maintain a semblance of class and decor when out with baby girl. It's a relief that we live in such a high class society that allows for such sophisticated dress.

I'm on the catwalk with my diaper I beat off a hobo in a back alley. Love my calf tan line? Floral shorts make great wedding formal wear but you won't catch me out and about in anything but my buttcrack cover!

Freedumbs and pop tarts!

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Would you want this Confederate flag removed? [View all] jberryhill Aug 2015 OP

seriously, shopping in their underwear??? yuiyoshida Aug 2015 #1

Yes, but at least they have plenty of Pop Tarts! TexasTowelie Aug 2015 #3

Hope they didn't go for the ones on the low shelf jberryhill Aug 2015 #9

Yeah, our City just has crowds of naked guys riding around on bicycles NBachers Aug 2015 #31

Naked I can handle. yuiyoshida Aug 2015 #32

Could that photo be the reverse angle to this one? TexasTowelie Aug 2015 #2

The Dog: Giggle, Snort & Guffaw Marie Marie Aug 2015 #4

Animal cruelty alert. yellowcanine Aug 2015 #15

Thanks a lot jberryhill. Marie Marie Aug 2015 #5

She ought to trade garments with Mr. Hairy Asscrack Moccasins, there. MADem Aug 2015 #6

Has to be from peopleofwalmart.com n/t Kennah Aug 2015 #7

My first though and tame for that actually Person 2713 Aug 2015 #27

Now now, just because someone has on a dirty diaper in public does not a spectacle make. Rex Aug 2015 #8

Another Friday night at Rex' place I see jberryhill Aug 2015 #19

We sell tickets. Rex Aug 2015 #22

It must have been a very hot day wherever this was. nt No Vested Interest Aug 2015 #10

I just hope they don't raise the white flag world wide wally Aug 2015 #11

And I thought cowardice was signified by a yellow streak jberryhill Aug 2015 #20

The lyrics of "Dixie" fits nicely here. lob1 Aug 2015 #12

Someone forgot to tie their shoe laces. . B Calm Aug 2015 #13

Shouldn't there be some kind of warning on posts like this? yellowcanine Aug 2015 #14

I'm an old fussbudget, I guess, but back in the day people dressed like this would Nay Aug 2015 #16

My guess is that it's a Walmart in Florida. MrScorpio Aug 2015 #17

Or near some other beach jberryhill Aug 2015 #18

Here's the story with a better pic Reter Aug 2015 #37

What has been seen... Lizzie Poppet Aug 2015 #21

Is he wearing women undies? B Calm Aug 2015 #23

They are unisex, I guess. jberryhill Aug 2015 #25

I...I think they need a new pair of bu... Shandris Aug 2015 #24

No stage left Aug 2015 #26

that has to be a photo taken at Wal-Mart notadmblnd Aug 2015 #28

Yes I would want that flag removed mythology Aug 2015 #29

Oh, hell no, a tacky person's ass is where it belongs Warpy Aug 2015 #30

Those two just reek of class. BillZBubb Aug 2015 #33

is that a stroller they are pushing? demigoddess Aug 2015 #34

Let's just count our blessings jberryhill could't find the front view to post pinboy3niner Aug 2015 #35

No, but this one on the other hand... Reter Aug 2015 #36