YOU KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. LIKE JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING" (Reply #5)

In the discussion thread: OMFG. Sarah Palin loses it completely. Again. [View all]

Wed Sep 9, 2015, 09:34 PM

5. YOU KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. LIKE JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING"

"Jesus was a carpenter, you know that? And you know what Jesus said about terrorism? He said you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists. It's right there in the Bible, you can look it up! Facts. Who needs facts? I don't want a President who can win at trivial pursuit, I want a president who can win at Hungry Hungry Hippos. And let me tell you, this Momma Grizzly is HUNGRY. Get my drift? .... wait, what? They froze the thing? Like the blob. Shucks. Even better. Even better."

One small nit to pick with the op- you can't "lose it" if you never had it to begin with.

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82 replies	Author	Time	Post
OMFG. Sarah Palin loses it completely. Again. [View all]	catbyte	Sep 2015	OP
It was horrible! Cat caught in a lawnmower horrible!	tavernier	Sep 2015	#1
"Cat caught in the lawnmower horrible"	longship	Sep 2015	#61
Sorry, bad example ...	tavernier	Sep 2015	#71
Both are good, really.	longship	Sep 2015	#72
Better.	tavernier	Sep 2015	#73
Good grief. She's horrible. nt.	polly7	Sep 2015	#2
And the Grifter says,	Wellstone ruled	Sep 2015	#3
I've been so drunk, I changed my pants in a parking lot	shenmue	Sep 2015	#4
the psychedelic community takes no responsibility for this one.	Warren DeMontague	Sep 2015	#6
Do we have to?	ChairmanAgnostic	Sep 2015	#11
Maybe she ate some "Mad Moose"? nt	AnotherDreamWeaver	Sep 2015	#25
Meth, lots of meth, and Red Bull is my guess.	hifiguy	Sep 2015	#67
Did you take pictures?	brer cat	Sep 2015	#14
Nah	shenmue	Sep 2015	#16
I went through the 60s and I never heard anyone on any substance sound like that.	Warpy	Sep 2015	#30
Yeah. There is something Not Right	shenmue	Sep 2015	#31
You said it!	smirkymonkey	Sep 2015	#36
More like word cold slaw	CanonRay	Sep 2015	#52
Probably Meth	malaise	Sep 2015	#39
You are so funny !	Laura PourMeADrink	Sep 2015	#48
Thank you	shenmue	Sep 2015	#63
back when girls wore panty hose, my friend went into the ladies	Laura PourMeADrink	Sep 2015	#77
No problem, but inquiring minds gotta know why.	Eleanors38	Sep 2015	#65
YOU KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. LIKE JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING"	Warren DeMontague	Sep 2015	#5
I stand corrected...	catbyte	Sep 2015	#54
She is drunk off of stupidy again	SummerSnow	Sep 2015	#7
Don't give him any ideas	shenmue	Sep 2015	#32
All I can say is....	BooScout	Sep 2015	#8
Some might be. Others aren't.	cyberswede	Sep 2015	#20
...	BooScout	Sep 2015	#44
Just to show how little clout she has in AK now,	Blue_In_AK	Sep 2015	#9
Thanks! We needed that. n/t	Judi Lynn	Sep 2015	#43
Did you notice....	WiffenPoof	Sep 2015	#10
I just...I couldn't do it!	Hydra	Sep 2015	#12
Trailin' Palin..	ElodaAnne	Sep 2015	#13
The rally is sponsored by the Tea Party Patriots and the Zionist Organization of America.	dixiegrrrrl	Sep 2015	#26
Welp, THERE's a pair to draw to.	hifiguy	Sep 2015	#68
Welcome to DU!	catbyte	Sep 2015	#58
pink kaleidoscope?	progressoid	Sep 2015	#15
Her blog writers are meme riffin' again nt	Monk06	Sep 2015	#46
She's not even entertaining now.	closeupready	Sep 2015	#17
I think one has to have 'had' it before they can 'lose' it...	Wounded Bear	Sep 2015	#18
What the fuck was that?	shenmue	Sep 2015	#19
Marvin disavows all responsibility.	hifiguy	Sep 2015	#69
"sweat is my sanity"	cyberswede	Sep 2015	#21
Yeah, sweat and very little else!	smirkymonkey	Sep 2015	#37
She told Katie Couric that back in 2008!	Tanuki	Sep 2015	#81
I can't bear to listen to her screechifying	truebluegreen	Sep 2015	#22
I had to mute. Seriously, I cannot take it.	CanonRay	Sep 2015	#53
I agree.	truebluegreen	Sep 2015	#64
She is so pathetic. How does she even draw a crowd any more?	lpbk2713	Sep 2015	#23
Is there something wrong with her??	ram2008	Sep 2015	#24
Word salad that no BLUE cheese or ranch dressing could fix	yuiyoshida	Sep 2015	#27
Oh yes, Sarah! Yes! You tell it, Girlfriend! Tell it!	Raster	Sep 2015	#28
I saw/heard quite enough in a brief clip on MSNBC.	3catwoman3	Sep 2015	#29
She is animated. That's good.	rusty quoin	Sep 2015	#33
OMG! WTF? LOL! NT	Tom Kitten	Sep 2015	#34
Speakin' American!	uppityperson	Sep 2015	#35
Can someone please translate?	smirkymonkey	Sep 2015	#38
She doesn't know what she said either	malaise	Sep 2015	#41
As KO would say	madokie	Sep 2015	#40
When did she ever have it?	JHB	Sep 2015	#42
There's something seriously wrong with her.	leftyladyfrommo	Sep 2015	#45
I've said it before	IDemo	Sep 2015	#47
...	catbyte	Sep 2015	#55
man, had to turn it off - made me feel ill. But, she actually said something good about	Laura PourMeADrink	Sep 2015	#49
The sad thing is that to baggers, that's a negative and a sign of "weakness."	catbyte	Sep 2015	#82
Sarah in the Sky with Diamonds...	kentuck	Sep 2015	#50
Grifter in Chief, Victim in Chief.	Scuba	Sep 2015	#51
She is real good at pointing that finger at everyone but her own family.	Rex	Sep 2015	#56
An inflamed and pustulent boil on the buttocks of the body politic.	hifiguy	Sep 2015	#70
Thats the part of the anatomy they all focus on.	Historic NY	Sep 2015	#76
The desperation for attention just keeps getting worse. Upping the ante is all she has left.	L. Coyote	Sep 2015	#57
Didn't Trump say that he'd tap her to be his Energy Secretary?	catbyte	Sep 2015	#60
How can anyone understand her logic?	UCmeNdc	Sep 2015	#59
Why do people even pay attention to her anymore?	WI_DEM	Sep 2015	#62
That "sentence" would keep a roomful of English teachers	hifiguy	Sep 2015	#66
do her fans even realize she makes no fucking sense?	Skittles	Sep 2015	#74
What, do NONE of you liberals recognize performance poetry when you see it?	Bucky	Sep 2015	#75
Jesus Christ that flag at 1:45 looks like an intestinal fluke. nt	thereismore	Sep 2015	#78
Voices of Meth	Generic Brad	Sep 2015	#79
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo... nt	Unrepentant Fenian	Sep 2015	#80

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