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sibelian

(7,804 posts)
236. Ohhhh.... FFS. FALSE PROPHETS.
Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:43 AM
Sep 2015

AAARGH.

In the Bible and everything and dozens of these idiots allover the Internet prophesying FALSELY and these Revelations-addled loons lapping it all up even though the mind-warping text they buy into specifically warns against them.

God is sniggering behind his beard.
Goodbye, my dear underpants... CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2015 #1
Me too underpants Sep 2015 #41
Hasta La Vista! FrodosPet Sep 2015 #92
The idea of having underpants that are dear makes me spooky3 Sep 2015 #149
Oh, anytime, my dear spooky3! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2015 #165
This was worth it just to see you write "Goodbye, my dear underpants." nolabear Sep 2015 #161
Now, my dear nolabear.....you KNEW I had to go there! CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2015 #164
Semper ubi sububi geardaddy Sep 2015 #246
Goodbye, my dear underpants... AlbertCat Sep 2015 #238
Wear clean underpants. Mom always warned us to wear clean undies just in case. olegramps Sep 2015 #240
aw jeez underpants Skittles Sep 2015 #2
Oh I just realized the line I missed underpants Sep 2015 #28
SCHEDULING UNDERPANTS FOR ASS KICKING Skittles Sep 2015 #150
Ahhahahahahahahahaha! oregonjen Sep 2015 #155
I have that same attitude about housework. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2015 #221
x 2 Omaha Steve Sep 2015 #40
So, that's why I've felt a tingling all over today...like I'm disolving away one atom at a time. nt ChisolmTrailDem Sep 2015 #3
That's just your microbial cloud floating around you starroute Sep 2015 #11
Aka cooties darkangel218 Sep 2015 #22
I'm taking a shower now. underpants Sep 2015 #31
But not 'The Bern'? Right? trof Sep 2015 #48
:-) underpants Sep 2015 #53
Jim Gilmore. Watch out, Hillary! kwassa Sep 2015 #152
Oh SNAP! SusanaMontana41 Sep 2015 #260
Is that the "star stuff" I'm made out of? grntuscarora Sep 2015 #109
Nah, you are just catching my cold. I've been sick for 5 weeks now Demeter Sep 2015 #84
I bet you're looking forward to the end of the world, you poor sick thing! Nay Sep 2015 #136
Or death, at least. Demeter Sep 2015 #180
Please. You TOTALLY forgot the Rapture-Disguised-As-An-Alien-Invasion. I'm disappointed! Shandris Sep 2015 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Sep 2015 #5
The sucky thing is that the cars left behind are mostly not worth taking. lumberjack_jeff Sep 2015 #19
There must be some Maseratis, Ferraris, Lambos hifiguy Sep 2015 #94
I live in the "buckle" of the "Bible Belt". The only good thing? It's a small town with a very nice Ghost in the Machine Sep 2015 #182
We got clear vinyl and used shipping tape to attach it to the door. AnotherDreamWeaver Sep 2015 #258
Unfortunately, mine was shattered to pieces so all I have is an open hole. My windshield also got Ghost in the Machine Sep 2015 #267
Good to hear about your good fortune, regarding clothes. AnotherDreamWeaver Sep 2015 #268
You laugh, my Pastor neighbor just quit his job of 25 years at a local hospital because Dustlawyer Sep 2015 #168
Awesome. This guarantees Hillary will never be president! bigwillq Sep 2015 #6
Bwahahahahahahahhaha!!!! darkangel218 Sep 2015 #26
Better Yet... rpannier Sep 2015 #42
Yep we are on the eve of destruction again kydo Sep 2015 #7
Thanks for the heads up. think Sep 2015 #8
That's what DU is for underpants Sep 2015 #23
well now that you mention it, I kind of feel like the end IS near... NRaleighLiberal Sep 2015 #9
can't come soon enough. one more viewing of that same Draft Kings tv ad Doctor_J Sep 2015 #10
LOL underpants Sep 2015 #25
See you tomorrow! Solly Mack Sep 2015 #12
Um, the Chinese leader is in Western Washington State icymist Sep 2015 #13
Write down everything you can remember she said gratuitous Sep 2015 #14
anyone have a theory why end of the world stuff has been so popular for thousands of years? KittyWampus Sep 2015 #15
Hope gets you elected underpants Sep 2015 #20
We live among slack-jawed booger-eaters. bvf Sep 2015 #54
NASA says we're safe LiberalElite Sep 2015 #70
There's good money in gloom and doom Politicub Sep 2015 #132
2000 years of 'any day now.' Jester Messiah Sep 2015 #229
I guess I'll skip ahead to the last chapter of that book I'm reading. lumberjack_jeff Sep 2015 #16
Don't forget the anti Senator Bennet ad: El Supremo Sep 2015 #17
Oh for goodness sake! PatrickforO Sep 2015 #45
bwahahahahaaaaaa spanone Sep 2015 #18
Oh YOU thinks it's funny underpants Sep 2015 #21
bwahahahahahaaaa.... spanone Sep 2015 #29
On the plus side underpants Sep 2015 #37
there is always a sunny side!!!!! spanone Sep 2015 #51
Hmm.. They_Live Sep 2015 #86
Oh my! avebury Sep 2015 #103
Thanks for the head's up, I've got a lot to do! bluedigger Sep 2015 #24
Go Pats! underpants Sep 2015 #33
Can you bring back your sig line before you go?... SidDithers Sep 2015 #27
Did you ask her if she could share what she's been smoking? GreenEyedLefty Sep 2015 #30
I still miss your flying underpants. trof Sep 2015 #32
Kool-Aid anyone? SoapBox Sep 2015 #34
This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Sep 2015 #44
Goodbye, cruel world! Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #35
You asked for it... malthaussen Sep 2015 #196
Darn, my company blocks youtube. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #202
Ha.. trumad Sep 2015 #36
Thanks, Obama - TBF Sep 2015 #38
So I can drink again and take some good drugs? hibbing Sep 2015 #39
Great idea underpants Sep 2015 #43
Is that spaceship still hiding behind the comet? jalan48 Sep 2015 #46
Some people are still pissed off it didn't happen in 2012. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2015 #47
Aw crap, I just bought a lotto ticket today. I bet it's a winner too NightWatcher Sep 2015 #49
About time jberryhill Sep 2015 #50
Jesus is returning and forgiving all parking violations. randys1 Sep 2015 #52
Jesus drops the mic underpants Sep 2015 #57
Yabbut what about overdue library books? Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #80
Burn it...you can then be an honorary member of the teaparty randys1 Sep 2015 #82
Okay. It's not the Bible so it's okay to turn it into fuel. Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #85
Of course, it's exactly what he said would happen WHEN CRABS ROAR Sep 2015 #115
See you tomorrow. mmonk Sep 2015 #55
It ain't over till it's over. postulater Sep 2015 #56
Well done underpants Sep 2015 #58
Goodnight, sweet prince PeaceNikki Sep 2015 #59
Whew! Aldo Leopold Sep 2015 #60
++++ underpants Sep 2015 #61
! MerryBlooms Sep 2015 #62
Others say it's Sept. 28 eom LiberalElite Sep 2015 #63
Oct. 7 NonMetro Sep 2015 #112
If it keeps on this way it's never gonna end! LiberalElite Sep 2015 #125
In a week, suggest that she visit this website - "It's the End of the World - Again! csziggy Sep 2015 #64
Message auto-removed Name removed Sep 2015 #65
Okay. Talk to you tomorrow then. NowSam Sep 2015 #66
Look on the bright side. bklyncowgirl Sep 2015 #67
Quick question. Is this the rapture or the apocalypse? Renew Deal Sep 2015 #68
Had more of an apocalypse flavor underpants Sep 2015 #74
Damn, and I cleaned house too. notadmblnd Sep 2015 #69
She left out "The Mets are in first place by six and a half games" Jim Lane Sep 2015 #71
You gotta believe underpants Sep 2015 #75
OMG. greatauntoftriplets Sep 2015 #72
glad I skipped weeding this evening... magical thyme Sep 2015 #73
It's good to have a plan underpants Sep 2015 #77
FOUND IT!!!!! For your reading enjoyment... magical thyme Sep 2015 #83
Sept 27 is the date of the Super Moon eclipse. PADemD Sep 2015 #105
lol, somehow I have a feeling that's not the only thing he's got wrong... magical thyme Sep 2015 #111
That depends on what time zone you're in muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 #273
Thanks underpants Sep 2015 #181
SO MANY DATES AND NUMBERS Thav Sep 2015 #224
Might as well have a piece of cake. Or pie! Enthusiast Sep 2015 #78
I think I'm going to drown some pancakes in butter and maple syrup! magical thyme Sep 2015 #88
That's what came to my mind! catchnrelease Sep 2015 #113
Donuts! Enthusiast Sep 2015 #173
You got a pony? bluedigger Sep 2015 #89
damn straight! magical thyme Sep 2015 #95
I'm not going to floss Doctor_J Sep 2015 #146
Attention all DUers who believe the end is nigh malaise Sep 2015 #76
Of course, you know what this means. . . Journeyman Sep 2015 #79
Classic underpants Sep 2015 #116
I think Super Moon needs a Super Moon Bombing. Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #81
Is your co-worker willing to sign her car over to me? Thor_MN Sep 2015 #87
See Ya On The Otherside underpants... Just Not Sure What To Wear... WillyT Sep 2015 #90
I'm staying summer underpants Sep 2015 #120
LOL !!! WillyT Sep 2015 #126
What about the cow/heifer of some sort? hifiguy Sep 2015 #91
Been nice knowing you too. countingbluecars Sep 2015 #93
I am accepting donations of real estate and luxury automobiles... mike_c Sep 2015 #96
Ahh. That's why the Duggars were stocking up at Krispy Kreme. kairos12 Sep 2015 #97
Ok at that one I LOL'ed Mother Of Four Sep 2015 #227
Does this mean I don't have to pay these bills I was jaysunb Sep 2015 #98
Cooool no more needing to take my meds! chknltl Sep 2015 #99
Rapture Index 180, Net Change +1, Updated Sep 21, 2015....www.raptureready.com/rap2.html xocet Sep 2015 #100
Fuck that I'm going to isla mujeres Oct 5 elehhhhna Sep 2015 #101
Except that it already is tomorrow here in Thailand, Paka Sep 2015 #102
Not east coast network central time underpants Sep 2015 #122
will there be End Of World Sales olddots Sep 2015 #104
I'm having Roux-en-Y gastric bypass surgery next Tuesday. Lyric Sep 2015 #106
Best of luck libodem Sep 2015 #119
And today's interwebs win goes to.... blackspade Sep 2015 #107
Both underpants Sep 2015 #184
Heh. blackspade Sep 2015 #189
But The Pirates have a real shot at the dae Sep 2015 #108
As long as the Cubs never win the World Series we should still be here .Pigs fly ,hell Person 2713 Sep 2015 #237
Deja DU. Remember 2012. L. Coyote Sep 2015 #110
Yep. llmart Sep 2015 #121
And if it is not already libodem Sep 2015 #114
We had some fun with the Aztec calendar end-of-days. Aristus Sep 2015 #117
Well crap - now you tell me?!? A Little Weird Sep 2015 #118
Oh, dear Underpants... tavernier Sep 2015 #123
Have a nice day! Octafish Sep 2015 #124
I like to hold these people to account Trajan Sep 2015 #127
I feel so vulnerable all the sudden Politicub Sep 2015 #128
So long, it's been good to know you Art_from_Ark Sep 2015 #129
My friend just bought us tickets to hear Arlo in October. Damn, guess that is not happening now. nt Mnemosyne Sep 2015 #159
See you on the other side my friend. redwitch Sep 2015 #130
Well, it's about time. We've been waitin' for that guy to come back for almost 2,000 years. tclambert Sep 2015 #131
Perhaps WE have some 'splainin' to do. tavernier Sep 2015 #135
sorry, I don't buy it hfojvt Sep 2015 #133
See you in HELL klook Sep 2015 #134
Thanks underpants Sep 2015 #141
Love that story. malthaussen Sep 2015 #207
Haha, very nice! klook Sep 2015 #266
There is an old story... malthaussen Sep 2015 #269
Bwa-ha-haa! klook Sep 2015 #275
Damn, that is good news SCantiGOP Sep 2015 #137
Well hell... a la izquierda Sep 2015 #138
Getting raptured redwitch Sep 2015 #139
Blondie beat her to it by 19 years or so stevenleser Sep 2015 #158
I love Debbie Harry! redwitch Sep 2015 #187
Jade Helms is over and we subdued Texas rurallib Sep 2015 #140
I have a weeks worth of cocaine....oh well, if the world is ending................ Demonaut Sep 2015 #142
"so long, it's been good to know you" niyad Sep 2015 #143
And the band played on saturnsring Sep 2015 #144
Jeeze! I forgot all about that! 2naSalit Sep 2015 #145
And Mercury is in retrograde! progressoid Sep 2015 #147
Give her this... Javaman Sep 2015 #148
Shit, I just bought some green bananas packman Sep 2015 #151
The world is NOT ending tomorrow. OnyxCollie Sep 2015 #153
Heheheh. nt Mnemosyne Sep 2015 #160
Pretty sure capitalists never drop gas prices before a rapture. chknltl Sep 2015 #154
Benghazi!!! n/t Kennah Sep 2015 #156
Ask her to push through the paperwork for a large raise. jeff47 Sep 2015 #157
Every time I zentrum Sep 2015 #162
Kewl the black hole sun god is finally here to rule the astral planes! Rex Sep 2015 #163
So I guess we'll see you in hell John Poet Sep 2015 #166
I was thinking the pearly gates. Left Coast2020 Sep 2015 #167
DoooooOOOOO00000MMMMMmmmm!!!111!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!! MynameisBlarney Sep 2015 #169
I love Doom Thav Sep 2015 #226
Yup. MynameisBlarney Sep 2015 #228
Do you know what time zone this event is scheduled under? herding cats Sep 2015 #170
"It was GMT, wasn't it?" muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 #175
Well, dang, and I just adopted a new rescue - raven mad Sep 2015 #171
I heard the same thing from a dear family member JackInGreen Sep 2015 #172
This time it will be different! Hissyspit Sep 2015 #174
oh noes it's tomorrow today and I've been -LEFT BEHIND azurnoir Sep 2015 #176
you forgot barbtries Sep 2015 #177
Tell your coworker. Helen Borg Sep 2015 #178
..... trusty elf Sep 2015 #179
So long, and thanks for all the sushi underpants! denbot Sep 2015 #183
Save me a seat underpants Sep 2015 #198
What time? LiberalElite Sep 2015 #185
The Bible says underpants Sep 2015 #195
Bending over to kiss my ass good-bye. Fuddnik Sep 2015 #186
Life Amongst The Kooks! Stinky The Clown Sep 2015 #188
The funny part is that science was involved underpants Sep 2015 #193
Reminds me of a Y2K prank we played on a neighbor Kilgore Sep 2015 #190
Too funny underpants Sep 2015 #192
I'd type in an answer but it seems my server has been raptured up. marble falls Sep 2015 #191
Whew! Good thing this is not a GBCW post. I don't know what we'd do without underpants. randome Sep 2015 #194
Probably a lot of chafing underpants Sep 2015 #197
Yeah, my cousin, an otherwise reasonably intelligent person, Le Taz Hot Sep 2015 #199
Stealing this GoneOffShore Sep 2015 #200
Wow really pushing your luck there underpants Sep 2015 #204
The Rapture Index is at 180, that is +1 (All time high was 188 for reference) yellowcanine Sep 2015 #201
AND the Braves won 2 out of 3 in Flushing! Pretty sure that was in Revelations. n/t Bossy Monkey Sep 2015 #203
Tough balance underpants Sep 2015 #206
Yeah, elsewhere I have noted that the Mets and the Jets winning are either Bossy Monkey Sep 2015 #270
Well it is the MORNING AFTER and I am still here! WTF!!! Rex Sep 2015 #205
That's eternal damnation for the rest of us! Thanks a lot! randome Sep 2015 #209
Well I tried jumping up and down while yelling, "take me lord!" Rex Sep 2015 #214
Please complete a requisition form and forward to accounting underpants Sep 2015 #211
Well I did waste a lot of money on a tub (2000 serving) of potato salad. Rex Sep 2015 #217
Still here! Solly Mack Sep 2015 #208
No, you aren't. randome Sep 2015 #218
That would explain a lot. Thanks! Solly Mack Sep 2015 #223
Any idea on what time it will happen? kiva Sep 2015 #210
No not sure underpants Sep 2015 #212
Fine, but I'm going to be pissed at them kiva Sep 2015 #216
Gad! The end is not a minute too soon! lunatica Sep 2015 #213
Dammit ... now I do have to get some work done. polly7 Sep 2015 #215
So are all these nuts moving to Texas now? workinclasszero Sep 2015 #219
Now that's dedication -- the world is ending and she goes to work anyway. nt GreatGazoo Sep 2015 #220
Message auto-removed Name removed Sep 2015 #222
Take Care--------------enjoy turbinetree Sep 2015 #225
5 weeks - bullsnarfle Sep 2015 #230
World's Largest Hellgate Party underpants Sep 2015 #231
just make sure you have a change of underpants Angry Dragon Sep 2015 #232
Do you mean to say that I missed the end of the world? Wounded Bear Sep 2015 #233
Goodbye! Glaisne Sep 2015 #234
Don't forget to wish her a good Eid al Adha today one of the biggest Muslim holidays Person 2713 Sep 2015 #235
Ohhhh.... FFS. FALSE PROPHETS. sibelian Sep 2015 #236
so long, and thanks for all the fish. Mosby Sep 2015 #239
Oh yeah its all ending. Just type in "Obama" and "Antichrist" into YouTube LiberalLovinLug Sep 2015 #241
Don't forget! There's a 30 minute break for lunch then back to the end times. Solly Mack Sep 2015 #242
Yeah. I forgot. underpants Sep 2015 #245
It's a tough job. Solly Mack Sep 2015 #247
oh, underpants--I think I'll miss you most of all! librechik Sep 2015 #243
Awwww underpants Sep 2015 #244
*librechik wakes up in post-apocalyptic world* Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #255
it's not a dream. It's not a place. librechik Sep 2015 #264
There was a stampede at the Hajj--700 killed, more than that wounded.... MADem Sep 2015 #248
Far out! LiberalEsto Sep 2015 #249
Hey, I always found your username funny. AnotherDreamWeaver Sep 2015 #250
:-) underpants Sep 2015 #251
Great, With my luck Nightjock Sep 2015 #252
*ckkhhhk* Attention please, clean up at front register underpants Sep 2015 #253
We'll meet again ... meegbear Sep 2015 #254
Happy trails underpants Sep 2015 #257
DU w/out underpants? DU Commando! Beartracks Sep 2015 #256
Don't the meek (we, us) get to inherit the Earth! Then YEEHAW! Dont call me Shirley Sep 2015 #259
Oh wait...here it comes! So long and thanks for all the fish! Rex Sep 2015 #261
Fappy! underpants Sep 2015 #262
Hehe...someone needs to educate all the children of the world about the dangers of Rex Sep 2015 #263
This is all CreekDog's fault! Algernon Moncrieff Sep 2015 #265
and John Boner is resigning as Speaker of the House and his seat in Congress davidpdx Sep 2015 #271
Just play Atlantis by Donovan and everything will be fine. It worked in '67 Monk06 Sep 2015 #272
Maybe we can get together and read "Good Night Moon" to the world before we go? (nt) apnu Sep 2015 #274
Rememberthe harmonic convergence? HassleCat Sep 2015 #276
Rapture day in 2011 underpants Sep 2015 #277
True. However... HassleCat Sep 2015 #280
Dam dam dam...they brought me back! Rex Sep 2015 #278
Well at least you got a look at underpants Sep 2015 #279
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