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notadmblnd

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76. That's the ticket!

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:57 PM

Nov 2015

Carson was talking about the Food Pyramids not the Pyramids of Giza. Joseph built and filled the Great Food Pyramids of the FDA. Member? You member.

Anyway, that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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We're busted. The Pyramids ARE full of food [View all] jberryhill Nov 2015 OP

I thought it was full of cocaine and Jack Daniels randys1 Nov 2015 #1

You're thinking of bvf Nov 2015 #30

now THAT is funny virtualobserver Nov 2015 #63

duzy! lovemydog Nov 2015 #67

Zing! jberryhill Nov 2015 #74

Wrong candidate. L. Coyote Nov 2015 #64

Mediterranean diet to boot malaise Nov 2015 #2

Yeah, well, I'm not too sure what ackee is jberryhill Nov 2015 #5

Hehehehehehe malaise Nov 2015 #15

Ah, found it - The Jamaican Food Pyramid jberryhill Nov 2015 #21

Hahahahaha malaise Nov 2015 #25

Yeah, I'd put Ting in there for sure jberryhill Nov 2015 #75

No ganja? hifiguy Nov 2015 #29

No BMC either malaise Nov 2015 #77

damn, i was afraid of that. spanone Nov 2015 #3

That is about right because the fat would rise to the top of the pyramid and the LiberalArkie Nov 2015 #4

Sort of like how all the dead animals were sorted during Noah's flood jberryhill Nov 2015 #8

The Catholics taught that, too. pintobean Nov 2015 #6

Well, that clinches it... TeeYiYi Nov 2015 #7

In his reckless youth before he found Jeebus ... Martin Eden Nov 2015 #16

He was told the holy grail was buried under one of the stones. alfredo Nov 2015 #36

Where are the aliens? Rosa Luxemburg Nov 2015 #60

But the food is Mendocino Nov 2015 #9

lol Renew Deal Nov 2015 #10

There are also pyramids full of Republicanz hifiguy Nov 2015 #11

LOL: Child-like "libertarians" FSogol Nov 2015 #40

And Michelle Obama did away with food pyramids! LoveIsNow Nov 2015 #12

Why Can't I Vote to Unrecommend? nt Herman4747 Nov 2015 #13

What? wolfie001 Nov 2015 #19

Chill, Carson. nt TBF Nov 2015 #22

Screen name is Herman - must be Herman Cain LynneSin Nov 2015 #71

Is it the meat? Sincere question. n/t bvf Nov 2015 #32

You have to have 10,000 posts or more.... n/t Ghost in the Machine Nov 2015 #47

Herman Cain, is that you? Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2015 #53

No, this is Herman4747. You're thinking of Herman999 jberryhill Nov 2015 #58

... trusty elf Nov 2015 #68

I'm surprised ... Martin Eden Nov 2015 #14

And they were VERY fond of beer. hifiguy Nov 2015 #34

Silly. They were the first pastafarians! Throw on some putannesca and you have a delicious meal! erronis Nov 2015 #48

Ah, so THAT's where Stabby Carson got the food in the pyramid idea. nt valerief Nov 2015 #17

that's three times you've made me laugh tonight. retrowire Nov 2015 #18

That was genuinely fucking hysterical. nt Codeine Nov 2015 #20

isn't this what resulted in weight gain JI7 Nov 2015 #23

Someone's full of somthin'..... chknltl Nov 2015 #24

AWESOME! Elmer S. E. Dump Nov 2015 #26

OMG phylny Nov 2015 #27

That was inspired! bvf Nov 2015 #28

IT'S FULL OF BRAWNDO!!!! ThoughtCriminal Nov 2015 #31

You'll win at things you aren't even supposed to win at! jberryhill Nov 2015 #43

The Khafre pyramid has the best deep dish pizza. alfredo Nov 2015 #33

Just like Mummy used to make jberryhill Nov 2015 #35

Oh, that hurt! alfredo Nov 2015 #51

Hey, I'm surprised you aren't promoting spaghetti, Alfredo. Enough garlic makes any dish healthy! erronis Nov 2015 #49

Only if it has artichoke hearts and pimento. alfredo Nov 2015 #56

Depends on the artichoke hearts jberryhill Nov 2015 #59

Rinse off the excess if needed. I will have to research bands. alfredo Nov 2015 #78

I think his initial forays into brain surgery were accomplished by self-experimentation. randome Nov 2015 #37

I'm inclined to agree jberryhill Nov 2015 #38

DUzy! FSogol Nov 2015 #39

Lol! Tipperary Nov 2015 #41

Well played, sir... well played! n/t Ghost in the Machine Nov 2015 #42

Great! FailureToCommunicate Nov 2015 #44

It's ryan_cats Nov 2015 #45

Ben must have seen this in the past and had a GOP flashback. Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2015 #46

ROFLMAO - But where's the door?? n/t Beartracks Nov 2015 #50

Eat like an Egyptian. pintobean Nov 2015 #52

All the cops in the donut shop say, Ay-oh-way-oh! Beartracks Nov 2015 #62

I was just joking. pintobean Nov 2015 #65

What . . . no chocolate chamber?????? Vinca Nov 2015 #54

The Egyptians didn't have chocolate jberryhill Nov 2015 #57

Possibly the best post of the week. Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2015 #55

Bring back the DUzys Rosa Luxemburg Nov 2015 #61

It's amazes me how Egyptians store milk, yogurt & cheese lovemydog Nov 2015 #66

You'd think it would go bad in that heat jberryhill Nov 2015 #72

What, no chocolate? RoccoR5955 Nov 2015 #69

It's Egypt. Chocolate melts jberryhill Nov 2015 #73

6-11 servings of bullshit a day Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #70

That's the ticket! notadmblnd Nov 2015 #76

I like this food pyramid better: Initech Nov 2015 #79

That one has electrolytes! jberryhill Nov 2015 #80

They're what plants crave! Initech Nov 2015 #81

rotflmao warrprayer Nov 2015 #82

Colbert just did this joke on The Late Show, 3 days later! greyl Nov 2015 #83

It was low hanging fruit jberryhill Nov 2015 #85

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kali Nov 2015 #84