Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall at the early morning meetings with producers and assignment editors there.

Prolly go something like this:
"Ok, we got our instructions from Roger this morning. Mostly, the usual. Fear, fear, fear! Obama is a weak, communist Muslim trying to destroy the country. The Democrat party is a bunch of panty waste traitors trying to over feminize and ruin the country. Black people are causing good police officers to accidentally kill them because they are just too black and hard to see. Hillary is a liar. Bernie is a commie.
Oh, and since its Thaksgiving, time to drag out the War on Christmas stories. No need to do any new interviews. Just rerun some from last year".