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Tierra_y_Libertad

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26. Have any of the candidates yet called for enhanced interrogation of sofas?

Reply to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Fri Dec 11, 2015, 10:19 PM

Dec 2015

Will have to sit on them over there so we don't get crushed on them over here?

Should we "burn 'em out"?

Place them under closer surveillance?

Put boots on the sofas?

Deny them the right to bear arms...or butts..or dogs?

Close them to boarders?

Pass laws against wearing slipcovers?

Are homemade sofas as dangerous as foreign made sofas?

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What is a bigger threat to your safety? [View all] Quixote1818 Dec 2015 OP

Other: Gunz and 'Murikin Gun Humperz Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #1

/\ This /\ deathrind Dec 2015 #32

The fear that I will injure myself in a fit of rage after reading polls like this one tularetom Dec 2015 #2

Just stating a fact to bring people back to reality Quixote1818 Dec 2015 #6

You're right, of course tularetom Dec 2015 #12

Other. Demagogues. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2015 #3

Slipping in the shower Kalidurga Dec 2015 #4

I said Terrorism, because all gun violence and open carry is Terrorism. nt onehandle Dec 2015 #5

Someone shooting their spouse is not "terrorism" (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #16

Of course it is. onehandle Dec 2015 #21

According to the news article . JonathanRackham Dec 2015 #17

Lack of income Person 2713 Dec 2015 #7

Other, the Koch bros and others like them TexasProgresive Dec 2015 #8

Bad drivers Lurks Often Dec 2015 #9

Driving bigwillq Dec 2015 #10

I don't have any furniture that will crush me. So...I guess terrorism. nt MADem Dec 2015 #11

Texting drivers. Nt JonathanRackham Dec 2015 #13

DU Juries LiberalArkie Dec 2015 #14

Republicans nt sarisataka Dec 2015 #15

The biggest threat to our safety is the corporate corruption in DC that permeates everything PatrickforO Dec 2015 #18

I don't worry about either. ileus Dec 2015 #19

Radioactive lightning sharks n/t Scootaloo Dec 2015 #20

With lasers on their heads? nt scarletwoman Dec 2015 #22

Epicus maximus Scootaloo Dec 2015 #23

I had a bookcase fall on me once and have been in a couple of traffic accidents. yurbud Dec 2015 #24

Terrorism. Jester Messiah Dec 2015 #25

Have any of the candidates yet called for enhanced interrogation of sofas? Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2015 #26

Not being able to pay the bills or have enough food for my family. nt Quackers Dec 2015 #27

i'm calling terrorism on this one, because... 0rganism Dec 2015 #28

The TV Egnever Dec 2015 #29

Giant rampaging lizards GOLGO 13 Dec 2015 #30

Firearms 951-Riverside Dec 2015 #31

3000 lb killing machine uppityperson Dec 2015 #33

Crazy ass right wing white guys with guns are by far a bigger threat doc03 Dec 2015 #34