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Response to Yo_Mama (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 2, 2016, 10:17 PM

4. One of my dogs has tried to convince me of the same

But I actually heard 2 of my cats plotting to kidnap her favorite toy and hold it for ransom. When I pointed out that they lacked the opposable thumbs necessary to pull of such an elaborate heist, they said they'd cut me in for a third of the ransom if I would do the actual."taking". Apparently a beef jerky treat is the going exchange rate for a precision grip.

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