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38. I for one am happy as hell he's not going to do so.

Tue Mar 28, 2017, 02:22 PM

Mar 2017

I'm going to the game and I don't know anyone who wants him to show up. As for his talent, he did play baseball in his youth, although there are plenty of examples of even experienced athletes bombing on their "first pitch" attempts.

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Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing to throw Opening Day ceremonial pitch [View all] MrScorpio Mar 2017 OP

He doesn't want to throw a two foot pitch MattP Mar 2017 #1

that was my thought. 2 feet might be too generous. KewlKat Mar 2017 #20

or too strenuous! ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #79

Tee hee FakeNoose Mar 2017 #45

He knows he'll be boo'd like the mofo he is nini Mar 2017 #2

Bingo Stallion Mar 2017 #7

Exactly Norbert9 Mar 2017 #51

That's exactly the reason. sammythecat Mar 2017 #54

That was my first thought meadowlark5 Mar 2017 #58

Yep! That's it!!!! n/t RKP5637 Mar 2017 #68

And..... MyOwnPeace Mar 2017 #76

LOL nini Mar 2017 #86

That's the same reason his events (like last week's in Kentucky) are rallies limited to supporters. LonePirate Mar 2017 #77

does not want to be there when ice raids both benches dembotoz Mar 2017 #3

UnAmerican? PdxSean Mar 2017 #4

Come on. Where is your spirit and patriotism? Control-Z Mar 2017 #28

I'd pay good money to attend, . . . PdxSean Mar 2017 #43

Teheehee. Control-Z Mar 2017 #95

He probably throws like a three-year-old. forgotmylogin Mar 2017 #5

That was my thought. Ilsa Mar 2017 #91

he probably couldn't make the walk bdamomma Mar 2017 #6

Hmmm Sculpin Beauregard Mar 2017 #8

Who cares? I don't want that fuck at one of my ball games. n/t FSogol Mar 2017 #9

Can't grip gibraltar72 Mar 2017 #10

Way too likely.... Thomas Hurt Mar 2017 #11

The game will be played in SE Washington DC. Bleacher Creature Mar 2017 #12

He definitely would be booed. onenote Mar 2017 #50

I'll bet most of the fans there won't be from within walking distance of the stadium, though. n/t hughee99 Mar 2017 #63

Can't throw. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2017 #13

Thank GOODNESS! elleng Mar 2017 #14

If Christie had the courage to do it, Trump should, too. Judi Lynn Mar 2017 #15

This is why he wears extra long jackets and coats snooper2 Mar 2017 #19

Just to check are those actual pictures of him? duncang Mar 2017 #69

Fingers too long.......n/t dixiegrrrrl Mar 2017 #72

here it is ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #90

Thank you duncang Mar 2017 #92

Welcome ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #94

At his current girth, I think he... 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #80

He looks weird. Maybe he's too embarrassed . . . ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #88

Looks like he's going to get that tie in a tangle NastyRiffraff Mar 2017 #103

Good... I want my baseball Trump-free Blue_Tires Mar 2017 #16

Vladimir doesn't like baseball Jarqui Mar 2017 #17

fuck him. spanone Mar 2017 #18

The stadium would erupt into one loud BOO! Eyeball_Kid Mar 2017 #21

No doubt the booing would be NewRedDawn Mar 2017 #46

If Trump is snubbing MLB, it would be fitting for MLB to sub him in return. Brother Buzz Mar 2017 #22

Actually, Obama's opening day pitch in 2010 was pretty ugly onenote Mar 2017 #47

The shoe dodge jberryhill Mar 2017 #84

LOL onenote Mar 2017 #89

Me too. I was amazed he could move that fast irisblue Mar 2017 #105

He had practice ducking plates and pans MyNameGoesHere Mar 2017 #106

Actually, that sounds almost relevant. LanternWaste Mar 2017 #111

And why is it not relevant to respond to a comment about Obama's pitching skills? onenote Mar 2017 #112

He would get booed so bigly and then his impotent pitch wouldn't make it 20' NightWatcher Mar 2017 #23

Most Nats fans are extremely happy Trump is a coward-- Kingofalldems Mar 2017 #24

Completely agree. Of course, I got to boo both W and Chenney at 2 Nats games. FSogol Mar 2017 #65

It's not a crowd he.can control...the chorus of boo's he'd get would be deafening... WoonTars Mar 2017 #25

didnt think of that but YEAH!!!! youre right!!! samnsara Mar 2017 #34

I predicted this. Orsino Mar 2017 #26

Since he seems to want to depart about 3/4 of the players.... LisaM Mar 2017 #27

Doesn't want to be booed uponit7771 Mar 2017 #29

THIS! bettyellen Mar 2017 #31

cuz throwing underhanded will look kinda wimpy.. samnsara Mar 2017 #30

he doesn't want to break the catcher's hand lame54 Mar 2017 #32

They should invite Sec Clinton to do it... Fresh_Start Mar 2017 #33

Absolutely! The Nationals should invite Clinton (or Obama) to throw out the pitch instead. LonePirate Mar 2017 #78

That would be awesome . . . ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #93

He can't throw that far. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2017 #35

Didn't he claim that in his school days he was the bestest bb player in NY? spiderpig Mar 2017 #36

Yes, he sure did say that! Tanuki Mar 2017 #40

Oh, god! He's so pathetic! smirkymonkey Mar 2017 #75

Fake President's hand is too small to even hold the ball. nt 42bambi Mar 2017 #37

I for one am happy as hell he's not going to do so. onenote Mar 2017 #38

I thought the team didn't want him to... Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #39

He probably throws like Mr. Burns does! Initech Mar 2017 #41

Afraid peggysue2 Mar 2017 #42

His tiny hand can't hold a baseball. sinkingfeeling Mar 2017 #44

Gee, I wonder why. Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2017 #48

He could send Ivanka! nt ProudLib72 Mar 2017 #49

He knows he can't do it titaniumsalute Mar 2017 #52

unlike golf janterry Mar 2017 #53

Trump is a great golfer. Trump doesn't cheat, his caddy cheats for him. Brother Buzz Mar 2017 #67

'The White House declined the Washington Nationals offer elleng Mar 2017 #55

Does anyone have that pic that got posted this weekend of him shitting his pants at the golf course? captain queeg Mar 2017 #56

He does nothing that isn't orchestrated and in which he's carefully protected. nolabear Mar 2017 #57

He can't grip with ball True Dough Mar 2017 #59

Maybe he's got a ribbon cutting at a new KFC eleny Mar 2017 #60

Trump was told by Orioles officials GWC58 Mar 2017 #61

The simple truth: He cannot throw a pitch because he's 70yo and his only sport is Golf. DetlefK Mar 2017 #62

Lol, I agree with you, except... ExciteBike66 Mar 2017 #64

Trump is too weak to get the pitch over the plate Gothmog Mar 2017 #66

My guess is that he can't throw a baseball worth a shit. BlueStater Mar 2017 #70

Google "Disco Demolition Night" DefenseLawyer Mar 2017 #71

If the stadium was a Trump property he would be there. kairos12 Mar 2017 #73

yeah b ut onlyh those with proven republican credentials would gopiscrap Mar 2017 #81

Preach it! Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2017 #74

Throws like a young unaccomplished ... N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2017 #82

If You Were Him erpowers Mar 2017 #83

Everyone would laugh at his gigantic ass thegoose Mar 2017 #85

Is Alec Baldwin available? klook Mar 2017 #87

Alec Baldwin for the win! OldHippieChick Mar 2017 #96

Why do republican comrades HATE America's pastime? Achilleaze Mar 2017 #97

More than laziness, it's cowardice. Beacool Mar 2017 #98

Trump Balks! Doesn't want to use rubber. GreatCaesarsGhost Mar 2017 #99

I bet that tRump can't throw the ball the 60 feet to home plate! MiniMe Mar 2017 #100

Actually, Orioles already said they don't WANT Trump to throw the first pitch... RealityChik Mar 2017 #101

He can't figure out what word to change "BOO" to democrank Mar 2017 #102

Top Ten Reasons Why Dump won't throw the first pitch: NastyRiffraff Mar 2017 #104

Considering he was a good baseball player in HS... tallahasseedem Mar 2017 #107

Lol Lotusflower70 Mar 2017 #108

Maybe he is now afraid of the baseball after his poor showing @ 06 BoSox game. irisblue Mar 2017 #109

From a friend DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2017 #110