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janterry

(4,429 posts)
53. unlike golf
Tue Mar 28, 2017, 02:48 PM
Mar 2017

where he can cheat and think no one sees him,
the pitch would be recorded forever. He wouldn't want to be caught on tape lobbing a pitch a few inches from his feet.

He doesn't want to throw a two foot pitch MattP Mar 2017 #1
that was my thought. 2 feet might be too generous. KewlKat Mar 2017 #20
or too strenuous! ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #79
Tee hee FakeNoose Mar 2017 #45
He knows he'll be boo'd like the mofo he is nini Mar 2017 #2
Bingo Stallion Mar 2017 #7
Exactly Norbert9 Mar 2017 #51
That's exactly the reason. sammythecat Mar 2017 #54
That was my first thought meadowlark5 Mar 2017 #58
Yep! That's it!!!! n/t RKP5637 Mar 2017 #68
And..... MyOwnPeace Mar 2017 #76
LOL nini Mar 2017 #86
That's the same reason his events (like last week's in Kentucky) are rallies limited to supporters. LonePirate Mar 2017 #77
does not want to be there when ice raids both benches dembotoz Mar 2017 #3
UnAmerican? PdxSean Mar 2017 #4
Come on. Where is your spirit and patriotism? Control-Z Mar 2017 #28
I'd pay good money to attend, . . . PdxSean Mar 2017 #43
Teheehee. Control-Z Mar 2017 #95
He probably throws like a three-year-old. forgotmylogin Mar 2017 #5
That was my thought. Ilsa Mar 2017 #91
he probably couldn't make the walk bdamomma Mar 2017 #6
Hmmm Sculpin Beauregard Mar 2017 #8
Who cares? I don't want that fuck at one of my ball games. n/t FSogol Mar 2017 #9
Can't grip gibraltar72 Mar 2017 #10
Way too likely.... Thomas Hurt Mar 2017 #11
The game will be played in SE Washington DC. Bleacher Creature Mar 2017 #12
He definitely would be booed. onenote Mar 2017 #50
I'll bet most of the fans there won't be from within walking distance of the stadium, though. n/t hughee99 Mar 2017 #63
Can't throw. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2017 #13
Thank GOODNESS! elleng Mar 2017 #14
If Christie had the courage to do it, Trump should, too. Judi Lynn Mar 2017 #15
This is why he wears extra long jackets and coats snooper2 Mar 2017 #19
Just to check are those actual pictures of him? duncang Mar 2017 #69
Fingers too long.......n/t dixiegrrrrl Mar 2017 #72
here it is ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #90
Thank you duncang Mar 2017 #92
Welcome ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #94
At his current girth, I think he... 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #80
He looks weird. Maybe he's too embarrassed . . . ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #88
Looks like he's going to get that tie in a tangle NastyRiffraff Mar 2017 #103
Good... I want my baseball Trump-free Blue_Tires Mar 2017 #16
Vladimir doesn't like baseball Jarqui Mar 2017 #17
fuck him. spanone Mar 2017 #18
The stadium would erupt into one loud BOO! Eyeball_Kid Mar 2017 #21
No doubt the booing would be NewRedDawn Mar 2017 #46
If Trump is snubbing MLB, it would be fitting for MLB to sub him in return. Brother Buzz Mar 2017 #22
Actually, Obama's opening day pitch in 2010 was pretty ugly onenote Mar 2017 #47
The shoe dodge jberryhill Mar 2017 #84
LOL onenote Mar 2017 #89
Me too. I was amazed he could move that fast irisblue Mar 2017 #105
He had practice ducking plates and pans MyNameGoesHere Mar 2017 #106
Actually, that sounds almost relevant. LanternWaste Mar 2017 #111
And why is it not relevant to respond to a comment about Obama's pitching skills? onenote Mar 2017 #112
He would get booed so bigly and then his impotent pitch wouldn't make it 20' NightWatcher Mar 2017 #23
Most Nats fans are extremely happy Trump is a coward-- Kingofalldems Mar 2017 #24
Completely agree. Of course, I got to boo both W and Chenney at 2 Nats games. FSogol Mar 2017 #65
It's not a crowd he.can control...the chorus of boo's he'd get would be deafening... WoonTars Mar 2017 #25
didnt think of that but YEAH!!!! youre right!!! samnsara Mar 2017 #34
I predicted this. Orsino Mar 2017 #26
Since he seems to want to depart about 3/4 of the players.... LisaM Mar 2017 #27
Doesn't want to be booed uponit7771 Mar 2017 #29
THIS! bettyellen Mar 2017 #31
cuz throwing underhanded will look kinda wimpy.. samnsara Mar 2017 #30
he doesn't want to break the catcher's hand lame54 Mar 2017 #32
They should invite Sec Clinton to do it... Fresh_Start Mar 2017 #33
Absolutely! The Nationals should invite Clinton (or Obama) to throw out the pitch instead. LonePirate Mar 2017 #78
That would be awesome . . . ATL Ebony Mar 2017 #93
He can't throw that far. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2017 #35
Didn't he claim that in his school days he was the bestest bb player in NY? spiderpig Mar 2017 #36
Yes, he sure did say that! Tanuki Mar 2017 #40
Oh, god! He's so pathetic! smirkymonkey Mar 2017 #75
Fake President's hand is too small to even hold the ball. nt 42bambi Mar 2017 #37
I for one am happy as hell he's not going to do so. onenote Mar 2017 #38
I thought the team didn't want him to... Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #39
He probably throws like Mr. Burns does! Initech Mar 2017 #41
Afraid peggysue2 Mar 2017 #42
His tiny hand can't hold a baseball. sinkingfeeling Mar 2017 #44
Gee, I wonder why. Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2017 #48
He could send Ivanka! nt ProudLib72 Mar 2017 #49
He knows he can't do it titaniumsalute Mar 2017 #52
unlike golf janterry Mar 2017 #53
Trump is a great golfer. Trump doesn't cheat, his caddy cheats for him. Brother Buzz Mar 2017 #67
'The White House declined the Washington Nationals offer elleng Mar 2017 #55
Does anyone have that pic that got posted this weekend of him shitting his pants at the golf course? captain queeg Mar 2017 #56
He does nothing that isn't orchestrated and in which he's carefully protected. nolabear Mar 2017 #57
He can't grip with ball True Dough Mar 2017 #59
Maybe he's got a ribbon cutting at a new KFC eleny Mar 2017 #60
Trump was told by Orioles officials GWC58 Mar 2017 #61
The simple truth: He cannot throw a pitch because he's 70yo and his only sport is Golf. DetlefK Mar 2017 #62
Lol, I agree with you, except... ExciteBike66 Mar 2017 #64
Trump is too weak to get the pitch over the plate Gothmog Mar 2017 #66
My guess is that he can't throw a baseball worth a shit. BlueStater Mar 2017 #70
Google "Disco Demolition Night" DefenseLawyer Mar 2017 #71
If the stadium was a Trump property he would be there. kairos12 Mar 2017 #73
yeah b ut onlyh those with proven republican credentials would gopiscrap Mar 2017 #81
Preach it! Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2017 #74
Throws like a young unaccomplished ... N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2017 #82
If You Were Him erpowers Mar 2017 #83
Everyone would laugh at his gigantic ass thegoose Mar 2017 #85
Is Alec Baldwin available? klook Mar 2017 #87
Alec Baldwin for the win! OldHippieChick Mar 2017 #96
Why do republican comrades HATE America's pastime? Achilleaze Mar 2017 #97
More than laziness, it's cowardice. Beacool Mar 2017 #98
Trump Balks! Doesn't want to use rubber. GreatCaesarsGhost Mar 2017 #99
I bet that tRump can't throw the ball the 60 feet to home plate! MiniMe Mar 2017 #100
Actually, Orioles already said they don't WANT Trump to throw the first pitch... RealityChik Mar 2017 #101
He can't figure out what word to change "BOO" to democrank Mar 2017 #102
Top Ten Reasons Why Dump won't throw the first pitch: NastyRiffraff Mar 2017 #104
Considering he was a good baseball player in HS... tallahasseedem Mar 2017 #107
Lol Lotusflower70 Mar 2017 #108
Maybe he is now afraid of the baseball after his poor showing @ 06 BoSox game. irisblue Mar 2017 #109
From a friend DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2017 #110
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