Long, batshit crazy day. Is there any other kind anymore?

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10. I googled "Al Franken Cruz joke." You're right, definitely worth it:

According to Franken, here’s how Klobuchar described the bit to Cruz (bear in mind that this was in 2013, when the infamous Carnival “poop cruise” was all over cable news): “When most people think of a difficult cruise, they think of Carnival. But we Democrats in the Senate think of Ted.” Cruz suggested she replace “difficult” with the softer “challenging” before finally allowing that she should “go ahead and tell your joke.”

Franken was irritated — both by what he called Cruz’s “patronizing” attitude toward his colleague, and by the pulled punch of a joke. So he suggested to Cruz his own rewrite: “When most people think of a cruise that’s full of s—, they think of Carnival. But we think of Ted.”

Now that’s a burn. Franken seemed satisfied with the reaction.

“And there went Ted’s smile,” Franken writes. “For once, he had no words.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/05/24/al-franken-is-back-to-joke-writing-with-this-sick-burn-on-ted-cruz/