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10. Reminds me of the old Henny Youngman joke:

Sat Sep 23, 2017, 04:03 PM

Sep 2017

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay
his bill, so he gave him another six months.

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So was there an approximate time we are to vaporize today? [View all] EarthFirst Sep 2017 OP

Too late dalton99a Sep 2017 #1

lunch gave me a bit of gas, but I don't think it will be devastating! NRaleighLiberal Sep 2017 #2

Nice! EarthFirst Sep 2017 #3

I really should know that so I can prepare. Control-Z Sep 2017 #4

I thought it was supposed to be good if you're raptured? NastyRiffraff Sep 2017 #20

At whatever time you decide to apply this: True Dough Sep 2017 #5

I'm firing up the grill HAB911 Sep 2017 #6

It's supposed to happen around 3 pm, I was............................ dixiegrrrrl Sep 2017 #7

Was that Eastern Time? Oops, sorry - you're gone already eleny Sep 2017 #17

Called off for today. democratisphere Sep 2017 #8

A nuclear vaporization? guillaumeb Sep 2017 #9

Reminds me of the old Henny Youngman joke: panader0 Sep 2017 #10

Omg, I loved Henny eleny Sep 2017 #19

If you have to ask wryter2000 Sep 2017 #11

Well it's national Ice Cream Cone Day TexasBushwhacker Sep 2017 #12

I think you still have time for dinner. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #13

You have enough time to order a pizza for delivery. krispos42 Sep 2017 #14

...I wouldn't bother with the side order of breadsticks, though. nt Buns_of_Fire Sep 2017 #15

Recommended. H2O Man Sep 2017 #16

My vape pen broke so I just smoked a bowl instead. NightWatcher Sep 2017 #18

As usual the prediction was delayed to another date NastyRiffraff Sep 2017 #21