Will Trump Try to Halt an Exodus from Puerto Rico?

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16. Actually I think the opposite.

If everybody leaves the island, then Donnie and his billionaire buddies can buy up an entire tropical island for pennies on the dollar of what it was worth, and they can cheaply create their billionaire's tropical enclave on the cheap. After billionaires buy all the island, then Republicans will provide billions to repair it.

All those Hispanic voters coming to the mainland and voting for Democrats? No problem. New law: anyone who ever lived in Puerto Rico must provide four forms of government issued ID, pass a literacy test, swear allegiance to the Orange Monster, and show that their DNA test is at least 50% European, in order to vote.