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[Pepsidog]

12. I take exception to you maligning cockroaches. Trump is more like the Luey parasite.

Trump is more like the parasite Leocochlordium Paradoxum aka Leuy. The Luey parasite begins his life literally in a puddle of shit. But Luey dreams of flight and the method it takes to fly is truely screwed up. Luey lies in wait in a fecal puddle until the vacum of nature the snail slurps it up. Once inside the snail, Luey enacts his devious plan. Knowing birds are not fond of eating slimy snails, he migrates to the snails eyestalks and begins to stretch and change them into something that looks more appetizing to birds: caterpillars. The snails eyestalks are now pulsating, swollen and brightly colored morsels of imitation caterpillar meat. But wait Luey’s not content until he hacks into the snails brain and takes complete control, driving a snail like a little slimy car out in the open so all the hungry birds in the sky can see and swoop down on the irresistible caterpillar-like eyestalks. So I would say Trump is more of a parasite than a cockroach.