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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
13. There is a war on my penis right now
Fri Nov 24, 2017, 04:58 PM
Nov 2017

The PC crowd is telling me how I can't make public displays of my penis or blast loud music praising my penis. What is wrong with this country?! We need to be by the penis, for the penis.


(Strange that DU does not seem to have a suitable emoticon for this situation).

So true! lagomorph777 Nov 2017 #1
"Do not think with it." democratisphere Nov 2017 #2
Lol, ok.... pbmus Nov 2017 #3
Maybe ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #5
What about Soxfan58 Nov 2017 #4
If your resurrection lasts more than four hours Blues Heron Nov 2017 #6
Now that is funny... pbmus Nov 2017 #10
Is it hard? True Dough Nov 2017 #7
And most importantly TlalocW Nov 2017 #8
Ha! NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #28
Because you love your penis and love to talk about it, not everyone wants to hear about it! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #9
So True.... pbmus Nov 2017 #11
Luv it, too true PNW-Dem Nov 2017 #12
There is a war on my penis right now ProudLib72 Nov 2017 #13
Of the penis....lol pbmus Nov 2017 #14
Well, since we are going down that particular rabbit hole... Fritz Walter Nov 2017 #15
Lol.... pbmus Nov 2017 #17
Would it be inappropriate to say, "Amen, brother!" ?? Stonepounder Nov 2017 #16
.... pbmus Nov 2017 #18
Penis' are a thing of beauty Plucketeer Nov 2017 #19
This is DU pintobean Nov 2017 #20
Thank you for recognizing the core of the issue. MineralMan Nov 2017 #26
What about people who knock on your door ... left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #21
Very personal indeed.... pbmus Nov 2017 #22
Stop shoving your penis in my face! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #23
Two things I hate: Liberalagogo Nov 2017 #24
Say, why all the anti-Christian posts here? MineralMan Nov 2017 #25
It's the lower brain... that steals the blood from the upper brain. keithbvadu2 Nov 2017 #27
Amen!!! n/t Moostache Nov 2017 #29
Religion is also like a penis - do not play with it in public. Initech Nov 2017 #30
Nailed it! IUPACify Nov 2017 #31
When a bunch of rightwing politicians display theirs in public ... Martin Eden Nov 2017 #32
It always surprises me, for several reasons, that this sort of crudity carries any weight struggle4progress Nov 2017 #33
Locking.... DonViejo Nov 2017 #34
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