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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:24 PM Dec 2017

I couldnt help it... [View all]

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.

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I couldnt help it... [View all] PCIntern Dec 2017 OP
You done good! That is exactly the way to got to get em...with humor. Kirk Lover Dec 2017 #1
..or wide. TheCowsCameHome Dec 2017 #2
Good spot for a golden oldie rurallib Dec 2017 #3
Good work. MontanaMama Dec 2017 #4
.... ProudLib72 Dec 2017 #5
And this one:! lastlib Dec 2017 #26
The PERFECT answer! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2017 #6
LOL! Well played! The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #7
You're brave! lunatica Dec 2017 #8
Well, now you know. Wednesdays Dec 2017 #9
Hahahahahahahahaha! You are a gem. brush Dec 2017 #10
😂 Duppers Dec 2017 #11
Love it! Paka Dec 2017 #12
Okay...that's funny! But glad you are alive to tell the tale! nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2017 #13
Gonna keep that one mountain grammy Dec 2017 #14
.... Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #15
Just got a call from the Democrats: I think you have to resign! rgbecker Dec 2017 #16
Heh. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2017 #17
good job Angry Dragon Dec 2017 #18
Bravo! geardaddy Dec 2017 #19
Get thee to the greatest page!!!! SummerSnow Dec 2017 #20
Excellent! And your reply works on at least two levels. Dark n Stormy Knight Dec 2017 #21
Laughing out loud on that one ...that was sweet! iluvtennis Dec 2017 #22
OMG!!! That is fucking brilliant and... 3catwoman3 Dec 2017 #23
This puts a huge grin on my face. I love you did that! They are still talking about you. Mira Dec 2017 #24
Very poetic, Mira. nt PCIntern Dec 2017 #28
Well done, standing ovation! 👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿 MLAA Dec 2017 #25
An oldie but a goodie! Wounded Bear Dec 2017 #27
He's 6'2 Blue_Adept Dec 2017 #29
I'm 6'4" bathroommonkey76 Dec 2017 #31
Excellent! denvine Dec 2017 #30
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