"The Bible is true"... (Reply #63) - Democratic Underground

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Wed Aug 31, 2016, 02:05 PM

czarjak (9,914 posts)

63. "The Bible is true"...

Run that by a Mormon, Chelly. Why do you think it's titled "Another Testament of Jesus Christ"? By all means keep throwing Jesus under the bus, I'm sure he's used to it by now.

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Michele Bachmann: God picked Trump to be the GOP nominee [View all]	Rocknrule	Aug 2016	OP
"And the Lord said: "White Power" and the people listened in awe"	Rocknrule	Aug 2016	#1
God picked Romney and McCain too	jberryhill	Aug 2016	#2
Are you suggesting God is a loser?! (wink, n/t)	PJMcK	Aug 2016	#9
Either way...	Plucketeer	Aug 2016	#39
And he picked Obama, and gave him divine victory, a Holy mandate to lead	Midnight Writer	Aug 2016	#75
And HRC, Obama, Kerry,	lindysalsagal	Aug 2016	#77
evidently god wants to make sure democrats keep winning.	unblock	Aug 2016	#3
Hasn't she	bucolic_frolic	Aug 2016	#4
God is just trying to teach them a lesson, yet they still don't atone.	George II	Aug 2016	#5
Yes!	roamer65	Aug 2016	#8
God has hell of a sense of humor.	Chicago1980	Aug 2016	#6
If she exists, I suspect she's a riot at parties. nt	msanthrope	Aug 2016	#7
God doesn't have a gender. God isn't a person	olddad56	Aug 2016	#72
That was exactly my reaction	Fortinbras Armstrong	Aug 2016	#46
Pure	warrprayer	Aug 2016	#10
What does God have to say about this?	Zambero	Aug 2016	#11
If true, God appears to have a bone to pick with us.	mahina	Aug 2016	#12
Your 15 minutes are up, Michelle.	Granny M	Aug 2016	#13
Okay, I'll break it you Michelle, your "god" as you call it or him was	turbinetree	Aug 2016	#14
I believe that she believes it.	onehandle	Aug 2016	#15
Bachmann is nuttier than a pile of squirrel shit.	bulloney	Aug 2016	#16
Because she's nuttier than a pile of squirrel shit.	Metro135	Aug 2016	#17
Because sane sorts	Plucketeer	Aug 2016	#40
she is batshit crazy ..... which is lower than squirrel shit	Angry Dragon	Aug 2016	#66
"God raised up, I believe Donald Trump"	BumRushDaShow	Aug 2016	#18
God must hate us then	Punx	Aug 2016	#19
So the Devil chose Mrs. Clinton? n/t	hibbing	Aug 2016	#20
I take it as a sure sign that God loves Democrats. (nt)	Paladin	Aug 2016	#21
And God said, Let there be stupid: and there was Michele Bachmann .	Solly Mack	Aug 2016	#22
Appears that God wants Hillary to be POTUS	treestar	Aug 2016	#23
And God laughed! 'Bunch of idjits!" He chortled. eom	Maeve	Aug 2016	#24
Michelle Bachmann for President	keithbvadu2	Aug 2016	#25
Here's the guy God would have chosen to be her VP.	keithbvadu2	Aug 2016	#26
Mad as a hatter. Look at those eyes.	Hieronymus	Aug 2016	#76
It's True - It's True and I got the proof - a photo of God and his groupies	packman	Aug 2016	#27
Now THAT's a scene right out of 'Deliverance'.	COLGATE4	Aug 2016	#68
So he's still a wrathful God, I suppose.	sofa king	Aug 2016	#28
Goes to show you God has a sense of humor.	Wednesdays	Aug 2016	#29
an old favortie comes to mind	dembotoz	Aug 2016	#45
Now why would Michele blame God for getting Trump as the nominee?	Thinkingabout	Aug 2016	#30
So if God wants Trump to win, Trump will win. So, no need to vote, guys.	thesquanderer	Aug 2016	#31
This is the same "god" that spoke to Shrub.	47of74	Aug 2016	#32
For an omnipotent and omniscient cove, God has a strange tendency to back candidates who lose.	whatthehey	Aug 2016	#33
Michele Bachmann: God picked Trump to be the GOP nominee	dawn5651	Aug 2016	#34
Ugh.	skypilot	Aug 2016	#35
Does she actually believe this shit? Or is she just using the gullibility of those ...	NurseJackie	Aug 2016	#36
God wants a bigot and a racist to lead this country? I don't think so!!!!!!!!!	secondwind	Aug 2016	#37
Apparently God has picked between 3 - 5 Republican candidates every election cycle for the past 20	world wide wally	Aug 2016	#38
And God said: Well, the flood didn't work. Let's try something else. nt	Xipe Totec	Aug 2016	#41
This God of their's is quite the practical joker	Sophiegirl	Aug 2016	#42
This message was self-deleted by its author	INdemo	Aug 2016	#43
what does a greek physician have to do with this collection of nutbars?	niyad	Aug 2016	#58
Says Who? n/t	BillyBobBrilliant	Aug 2016	#44
Remember when Trump threw the money changers	They_Live	Aug 2016	#47
And God told Cruz's daddy and Heidi, while on their knees, that TED was the one	Miles Archer	Aug 2016	#48
I'd expect God to make a wiser choice	left-of-center2012	Aug 2016	#49
I knew it!	jcgoldie	Aug 2016	#50
Typical word salad in the Palinian tradition	Hav	Aug 2016	#51
K&R	saidsimplesimon	Aug 2016	#52
michele, your god is either a psychopath, or has one twisted, sick sense of humour.	niyad	Aug 2016	#53
god again???!!!???	heaven05	Aug 2016	#54
So if Trump loses will Bachmann say god was wrong or god wanted a democrat?	SummerSnow	Aug 2016	#55
I feel God elevated him to the level of incompetence for a laugh. n/t	woodsprite	Aug 2016	#56
She needs a psychiatric evaluation.	Unit 001	Aug 2016	#57
I smell dissent in the ranks of The Faithful	jmowreader	Aug 2016	#59
For once I agree with the nazi nutcase.	forest444	Aug 2016	#60
Good grief n/t	moonscape	Aug 2016	#61
Yeah, okay Michelle	NastyRiffraff	Aug 2016	#62
"The Bible is true"...	czarjak	Aug 2016	#63
I'll bet God auto-forwards all of Bachmann's prayers to His spam box	Rocknrule	Aug 2016	#64
either Bachmann's god is very mean or he/she has a great sense of humor	Angry Dragon	Aug 2016	#65
Bachmann added, "God's the one with the horns and pitchfork, right?"	tclambert	Aug 2016	#67
The phrase "Divine retribution" comes to mind. Also "Vengeance is mine, etc." n/t	TygrBright	Aug 2016	#69
God picked her to lose.	truthisfreedom	Aug 2016	#70
No Michelle, people picked Trump, uneducated, white, males under 35 picked Trump.	olddad56	Aug 2016	#71
God trolls Republicans again	SwankyXomb	Aug 2016	#73
and God picked Michele Bachmann to be one of tRump's insane followers	0rganism	Aug 2016	#74
Yes, the God Nosoi.	Eleanors38	Aug 2016	#78
....	Initech	Aug 2016	#79
"God picked Trump to be the GOP nominee" ... If that's true, then:	Martin Eden	Aug 2016	#80
If by "god" she means dumbass GOP voters, she is not incorrect.	Thor_MN	Aug 2016	#81

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