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JunkYardDogg

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7. Italy and Vatican City do not have enough Hair Spray

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 03:56 PM

Jan 2017

Newt would have to ship over a container load, each month, of hair spray for Ms. Natural

But, maybe now she has switched over to using composite resin on her hair.
She is the only person in the U.S. whose hairstyle conforms or exceeds all ANSI specs on Helmet crash /impact standards and is exempt from wearing a helmet when she goes out and rides her chopper

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Callista Gingrich to the Vatican? [View all] brooklynite Jan 2017 OP

Sure. You couldn't find someone more insulting to Pope Francis if you tried. tenorly Jan 2017 #1

scraping the bottom of the barrel Angry Dragon Jan 2017 #2

That would be a deliberate insult to Pope Francs (for criticizing Trump) and a way to give Newt highplainsdem Jan 2017 #3

Cierto! tenorly Jan 2017 #5

Why don't they just appoint a stripper and get it over with? louis-t Jan 2017 #4

I think she's parobably busy Liberalagogo Jan 2017 #6

Thanks - you made my day SharonClark Jan 2017 #12

Italy and Vatican City do not have enough Hair Spray JunkYardDogg Jan 2017 #7

But they certainly have their share of gigolos. tenorly Jan 2017 #8

Is it a full time position? Would she dare accept, knowing Newt's adulterous ways back home? keithbvadu2 Jan 2017 #9

Does the receiving country, i.e., The Holy See, have a say in whom they accept No Vested Interest Jan 2017 #10

As long as Newt doesn't visit. Lightning is sure to strike if he does. Vinca Jan 2017 #11

Do they have Tiffany's store there? If not, the incumbent Mrs. Gingrich Tanuki Jan 2017 #13