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33. President Ivanka Trump presents the Potpourri for Peace Summit

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 08:03 PM

Jan 2018

A world that smells nice plays nice.

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Absolute decadence at an affordable price!

Why be a prole when you can be like me with 3 easy cheats!

1. Fake it! Always. The people you want to fool will never know.
2. Use big words! Even when you use them incorrectly, you'll sound smarter than my father, his children, and his supporters.
3. Smile! A lot! It's your shield against facts, the truth, and all things decent.

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Ivanka Trump Had Deal With Jared Kushner That She'd Be First Woman President, New Book Claims [View all] riversedge Jan 2018 OP

so thats why shes in the white house... TalenaGor Jan 2018 #1

If she only had Scarsdale Jan 2018 #47

Who would cash all those checks for being a slumlord? Eliot Rosewater Jan 2018 #2

What a joke ! C_U_L8R Jan 2018 #3

She is far too stupid to be POTUS Gothmog Jan 2018 #4

George W. Bush. Donald Trump. regnaD kciN Jan 2018 #6

W was a disaster Gothmog Jan 2018 #20

Bush was smart enough to let Cheney run things. Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #26

Bannon is quoted as saying murielm99 Jan 2018 #45

So's her daddy not fooled Jan 2018 #9

The apple did not fall too far from that tree Gothmog Jan 2018 #18

But stupid enough to think it is possible PatSeg Jan 2018 #16

She's probably smarter than the current POTUS IronLionZion Jan 2018 #23

That doesn't take much jmowreader Jan 2018 #44

How is this a surprise...? regnaD kciN Jan 2018 #5

I have too... llmart Jan 2018 #39

So, lets ask Ivanka what she thinks of the Boundary Water Canoe Area turbinetree Jan 2018 #7

Boundary water? If you can't have a wall, a moat will certainly do. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2018 #11

I am hoping that the people up in the Iron Range stop this Chilean miner turbinetree Jan 2018 #49

. irisblue Jan 2018 #8

ugh.. really guys? woundedkarma Jan 2018 #10

What a damned coincidence - I made the same deal with my wife too!!!!!! groundloop Jan 2018 #12

"suggesting Ivanka could run maybe in fifteen years. Or as they say locally, ten-to-fifteen years. OnDoutside Jan 2018 #13

question is mercuryblues Jan 2018 #35

A deal? She was thinking Jared might try to be the first woman president? Ken Burch Jan 2018 #14

People shouldn't use someone's perceived sexuality against them.... NurseJackie Jan 2018 #28

Given the state of the GOP, I don't doubt she could win the nomination Johonny Jan 2018 #15

"Dead"...and in complete power. regnaD kciN Jan 2018 #17

I believe this is why Trump ran in the first place. Daddy's Little Girl wanted to be President. PubliusEnigma Jan 2018 #19

Unfortunately, Ivanka, I don't think FELONS are allowed to be POTUS... Raster Jan 2018 #21

Are they really that stupid or are they BigmanPigman Jan 2018 #31

all are probably applicable Raster Jan 2018 #42

As a republican? ehrnst Jan 2018 #22

I have a deal with Santa Claus that I will receive a flying unicorn IronLionZion Jan 2018 #24

VP nwduke Jan 2018 #25

This makes so much sense. rainin Jan 2018 #27

RIGHT heaven05 Jan 2018 #29

Can't miss with this slogan Motley13 Jan 2018 #30

I bet her WH Christmas decorations would be more terrifying than the Melania ones. FSogol Jan 2018 #37

Ivanka pamdb Jan 2018 #32

President Ivanka Trump presents the Potpourri for Peace Summit Solly Mack Jan 2018 #33

Yes, especially words like "complicit" smirkymonkey Jan 2018 #46

Is Donald going after Ivanka next? Hav Jan 2018 #34

It's like an Epic by Stephen King, channeling demopilot Jan 2018 #36

I could see it tbh. romanic Jan 2018 #38

E-N-T-I-T-L-E-D keithbvadu2 Jan 2018 #40

Totally useless information canetoad Jan 2018 #41

Shitty, petty, nasty incestuous administration. truthisfreedom Jan 2018 #43

She would not have a country left to run even if she knew how. Demtexan Jan 2018 #48

Kick ck4829 Jan 2018 #50