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36. No one should ever take Dilaudin-HP

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Thu Feb 8, 2018, 03:06 PM

Feb 2018

unless you like walking up the walls of your bedroom and then across the ceiling and looking down at your spouse.

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In Tampa visit, Attorney General Jeff Sessions recommends aspirin over opioids for pain relief [View all] DonViejo Feb 2018 OP

I thought aspirin should be used instead of birth control pills... chwaliszewski Feb 2018 #1

Asprin only works pazzyanne Feb 2018 #2

let me yank your molars out Maxheader Feb 2018 #3

Another example WiseElder Feb 2018 #4

Before people start giving him a hard time. Let's remember Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2018 #5

That! Bayard Feb 2018 #20

I am going to need something a bit stronger than that.... forkol Feb 2018 #6

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Agree iluvtennis Feb 2018 #23

There you go! PatSeg Feb 2018 #7

More like simple-minded.. LakeArenal Feb 2018 #11

Idiocracy in the real world PatSeg Feb 2018 #16

Obviously this mental midget has never experienced chronic pain. justhanginon Feb 2018 #8

I feel your pain LiberalLovinLug Feb 2018 #40

It's the Foster Friess cure for everything BumRushDaShow Feb 2018 #9

Lucky he is not a doctor. He could get sued for malpractice. Freethinker65 Feb 2018 #10

He's moonlighting as Surgeon General too. world wide wally Feb 2018 #12

ask him if that would work if... Javaman Feb 2018 #13

Oh yeah! MontanaMama Feb 2018 #29

Sounds like little Jeffy has never experienced extreme pain. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2018 #14

Yes, my failed cervical fusions and failed GWC58 Feb 2018 #32

Jeff Sessions hands are softer than a baby's Miigwech Feb 2018 #15

fucking asshole....n/t dhill926 Feb 2018 #17

A person can OD on aspirin... logosoco Feb 2018 #18

Well since your a worthless AG, and now want to practice medicine turbinetree Feb 2018 #19

he actually said BUFFERIN - who uses BUFFERIN?? Justice Feb 2018 #21

The same guy who thinks it will relieve cancer pain jmowreader Feb 2018 #37

Bufferin is manufactured by an Indian firm under investigation by the FDA. Marcuse Feb 2018 #39

Sessions should take a powder. Solly Mack Feb 2018 #22

Is Sessions a doctor now? I'm certainly ... SWBTATTReg Feb 2018 #24

How about instead... moonseller66 Feb 2018 #25

People are already using bullets to relieve pain. jmowreader Feb 2018 #38

You are not qualified or intelligent enough to stock the shelves at a pharmacy let alone Eliot Rosewater Feb 2018 #26

I will remember that the next time my back hurts so bad that I cry. redstatebluegirl Feb 2018 #27

Sessions should be recommending Keebler cookies as relief for pain Gothmog Feb 2018 #28

Really silly as always. It's going to take more than aspirin.. mvd Feb 2018 #30

How do we treat the pain of GWC58 Feb 2018 #35

Wouldn't it be just as effective to give somebody a leather belt to bite on? tonyt53 Feb 2018 #31

Didnt Republicans scream about the government coming between you and your doctor? LonePirate Feb 2018 #33

He's obviously never experienced agonizing pain. Vinca Feb 2018 #34

No one should ever take Dilaudin-HP Cold War Spook Feb 2018 #36

I truly despise this... SkyDaddy7 Feb 2018 #41

The same aspirin I am supposed to hold between my knees, or a different one? tanyev Feb 2018 #42

Can we say fucking moron? And lacking in empathy at the same time? nt steve2470 Feb 2018 #43

Aspirin Jeff, the pain sufferer's friend. mpcamb Feb 2018 #44