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10. OMG...I thought this was from The Onion!

Mon Sep 24, 2018, 09:27 PM

Sep 2018

I know that many--most?--of us have experienced this thought/feeling.

We are in the grip of an existential crisis, awash in absurdity. The wellsprings of this are so vast and deep that it's near impossible to distill meaning. With each passing hour we plunge more deeply into a strange chasm of alienation.

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Brett Kavanaugh Claims Past Virginity As Defense Against Sexual Assault Claims [View all] marble falls Sep 2018 OP

doesn't mean he never tried Kali Sep 2018 #1

INCEL? lagomorph777 Sep 2018 #48

That's irrelevant. grumpyduck Sep 2018 #2

There are new allegations of gang rape (Avenatti). Honeycombe8 Sep 2018 #8

I can't wait for the late night tv hosts on this one. R Merm Sep 2018 #3

I'm sure that's what he tells his wife n/t Roy Rolling Sep 2018 #4

Can you believe this crap??? spiderpig Sep 2018 #5

I can't believe it. I wonder what the next excuse will be? marble falls Sep 2018 #14

I'm waiting with bated breath. Avenatti is promising more stuff. spiderpig Sep 2018 #18

He practiced that line, and was coached for the event. Same appalachiablue Sep 2018 #34

If he didn't have sexual intercourse DesertRat Sep 2018 #6

maybe he doesn't consider anal sex to be sexual intercourse certainot Sep 2018 #40

this makes me believe the accusors even more JI7 Sep 2018 #7

Right? Same here. SunSeeker Sep 2018 #17

If he doesn't know that sexual assault can occur without intercourse, LakeSuperiorView Sep 2018 #9

THIS SunSeeker Sep 2018 #20

OMG...I thought this was from The Onion! slumcamper Sep 2018 #10

Yeah, I look for provenance all the time these days. malthaussen Sep 2018 #46

Is this why he showed such a prurient interest in the Clinton - Lewinsky Kenneth Starr question everything Sep 2018 #11

Wasn't that Bill Clinton's excuse Ccarmona Sep 2018 #12

that was all consensual JI7 Sep 2018 #15

Sanctimonious Prick bucolic_frolic Sep 2018 #13

I always thought Rapey Brett was an incel... Still In Wisconsin Sep 2018 #16

LOL SunSeeker Sep 2018 #22

Does he have a calendar to back it up? bucolic_frolic Sep 2018 #19

Womp, womp. So, why not ask for an FBI investigation Kavanaugh? Cuz you're a LIAR. iluvtennis Sep 2018 #21

So he wants everyone to believe him and not any of the women! FloridaBlues Sep 2018 #23

Am I the only one who thought this was an Onion headline? fierywoman Sep 2018 #24

No,had to look down for the source! angstlessk Sep 2018 #41

Brett, you're a very poor liar. SergeStorms Sep 2018 #25

Lots of rapid blinking MaryMagdaline Sep 2018 #29

Bet this gives Pence a special feeling Blue Owl Sep 2018 #26

He must have told his wife he was a marlakay Sep 2018 #27

Oh....BS.... LovingA2andMI Sep 2018 #28

Yeah, that excuse probably worked well for all those child molesting priest, too. nt procon Sep 2018 #30

If anyone here believes him I just wanted to let you know that I cstanleytech Sep 2018 #31

A friend of mine from L.A....... zanana1 Sep 2018 #44

so exposing himself, using force, etc, doesn't matter as long as there is no penetration? olddad56 Sep 2018 #32

Just because he was too drunk to ever get it up doesn't mean he wasn't assaulting women diane in sf Sep 2018 #33

That sounds so old school GOP. C Moon Sep 2018 #35

Kavanaugh Tomorrow: I Am So Pure That I Do Not Even Have Genitalia. QC Sep 2018 #36

Well it does seem like Trump has turned the majority of Repugnants in Congress cstanleytech Sep 2018 #37

Very true. Very, very true. n/t QC Sep 2018 #39

I believe him JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #38

He should be asked to take duforsure Sep 2018 #42

Oh pu-leeze! nt zanana1 Sep 2018 #43

Is this the logic we want in a judge? n/t malthaussen Sep 2018 #45

Is this a man we want in charge of a deli let alone a bench? marble falls Sep 2018 #47

This Was My Initial Thought RobinA Sep 2018 #54

Just another lie, waiting for rebuttal from one woman or more. (nt) Paladin Sep 2018 #49

I'll bet he also has a bridge to sell us (n/t) MissMillie Sep 2018 #50

he's a virgin ya'll ! stonecutter357 Sep 2018 #51

i think he was in denial mode and has made a big mistake claiming hes a virgin. Kota Sep 2018 #52

Yeah, right. How is he going to prove that? Did all his attempted rapes fail? Nitram Sep 2018 #53

This man's chants sound eerily similar to one Bill Clinton. Firestorm49 Sep 2018 #55

ROFLMAO!! Bayard Sep 2018 #56

In More Recent News, Kavanaugh Now Claims He Is STILL a Virgin! DoctorJoJo Sep 2018 #57

His wife says its true as far as she knows, the children are "grudge" children ... marble falls Sep 2018 #58