Trump to announce US troop increase in Poland

[PatrickforO]

7. No, it's a non-aggression pact.

Russia gets half, and we get half.

Then the allies declare war.

We invade Russia.

Four years later, Allied troops are picking their way through the ruins of DC.

Then, they hold trials for crimes against humanity. The dock is crowded, with Trump, Pence, DeVos, McConnell and many others.

Testimony of victims is horrendous. Prisoners are judged guilty and sentenced.

Trump demands buckets of chicken in his cell...