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Grokenstein

(5,707 posts)
7. No, BUT
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 09:06 PM
Apr 2020

if Marty wants to volunteer to be a vaccine test subject, I'm down with that.

“I have always said that if focused and left in a lab, Martin could help cure cancer,”

Super cool story, bro, but needs more orcs and wizards.

Like moths to a flame Drum Apr 2020 #1
HahahahahahaaNO. EllieBC Apr 2020 #2
LOL . . . No Effing Way Martin OldManTarHeel Apr 2020 #3
Yes, I'm sure his lawyer is a qualified handicapper on biotechnology expertise for clients bucolic_frolic Apr 2020 #4
Grifter sez: "Judge let me out of fed prison so I can grift some more. I can save everyone, honest." Thomas Hurt Apr 2020 #5
Pharma Bro should go Phfuck Himself 47of74 Apr 2020 #6
🤣🤣🤣 Three rolly-laughy icons for that post flibbitygiblets Apr 2020 #9
No, BUT Grokenstein Apr 2020 #7
Sure, but customerserviceguy Apr 2020 #20
Research on how to raise the profit margin. keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #8
Uh.....no. paleotn Apr 2020 #10
Did AP buy out the Onion? KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2020 #11
The Onion's really gonna have to raise their game. nt Lord Ludd Apr 2020 #24
I thought his expertise was manipulating patent law, price gouging and other financial misdeeds ToxMarz Apr 2020 #12
under strict supervision rpannier Apr 2020 #13
Most hilarious thing I have read in a long time. n/t Mr.Bill Apr 2020 #14
Oh gosh, this is fun to type Rural_Progressive Apr 2020 #15
he's NOT a damn researcher. Or a doctor. Or anything else medical related. oldsoftie Apr 2020 #16
+1 C Moon Apr 2020 #34
Just imagine - Al Capone wants out of prison packman Apr 2020 #17
He doesn't want to research caronavirus, he wants to investigate how to pick your ... marble falls Apr 2020 #18
...and Trump will be intrigued. "Tell me more, Pharma Bro." C Moon Apr 2020 #35
What a fucking ego. Put him in Elon Musk's sub and shove it up Trump's ass. SunSeeker Apr 2020 #19
We've got enough researchers working on it bud.. EarthFirst Apr 2020 #21
And I want to hit the lottery, develop a serum for immortality as well as a warp drive. nt cstanleytech Apr 2020 #22
He's not a scientist! N/t TexasBushwhacker Apr 2020 #23
But ... he can play one on Wall Street! CloudWatcher Apr 2020 #30
Better idea: Martin dies in prison. TeamPooka Apr 2020 #25
Hell, I thought Trump had already pardoned this guy. Midnight Writer Apr 2020 #26
Ha He wants out to run Dolt45's DownFromTheMountain Apr 2020 #27
Oh HELL No. area51 Apr 2020 #28
Is this an appeal for Trump to commute his prison sentence? KWR65 Apr 2020 #29
A grifter's gotta grift. Eugene Apr 2020 #31
Chain him to his desk. truthisfreedom Apr 2020 #32
He can't sleep thinking about how much money he could rip off from those needing help. C Moon Apr 2020 #33
That would be like Al Capone getting out of jail to work with H&R Block. Deep State Gnostic Apr 2020 #36
No shit!!! Raster Apr 2020 #38
He should stay in prison until I don't feel like punching him in his creepy face anymore. Aristus Apr 2020 #37
Deleting the last three words of the headline would be appropriate jmowreader Apr 2020 #39
He is not a scientist; has no training as one; and is the Donald Trump of the Pharmaceutical World. NNadir Apr 2020 #40
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