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Grokenstein

(5,707 posts)
8. Suuuuuure.
Thu Apr 30, 2020, 10:19 PM
Apr 2020

Everybody on the face of the planet (aside from that one tiny island that kills anybody who dares invade their space) knows they're supposed to wear a mask whenever they go out where they will encounter other people.

But not Special Mike! When the sign says Do Not Touch, Special Mike gets to touch! When everyone else says, "Wear a fucking mask!," Special Mike doesn't have to! Special Mike! Special Mike! Special special special! M-O-O-N, that spells Special Mike! (EDIT: Aw, I see that Special Mike had to wear one after all the very next day! That's the trouble with bullshit excuses like that: they're one-and-done. I wonder if he pitched a tantrum about it like Donny Littlehands would.)

Next time wear a damned mask ArizonaLib Apr 2020 #1
Ditto WVreaper Apr 2020 #2
He did today.... SergeStorms May 2020 #22
If anything, as a "leader," he should be erring on the side of caution and wearing a mask diva77 Apr 2020 #3
He should have been setting an example for the rest of the country. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Apr 2020 #20
Yes, if the word or idea of 'leader' was within his comprehension NotHardly May 2020 #25
Pence dared not wear a mask because they want masks to be for "weirdos" to fit their plan Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2020 #4
As it says in the bible, kacekwl Apr 2020 #5
In tRump speak... sheshe2 Apr 2020 #9
Ha! brer cat Apr 2020 #12
Hey, you. sheshe2 Apr 2020 #14
Fuck him and the turd he rode in on Blue Owl Apr 2020 #6
Pence wore a mask today while touring GM plant in Indiana... iluvtennis Apr 2020 #7
Suuuuuure. Grokenstein Apr 2020 #8
How do I know that was him at the GM plant ? He had a mask on. rickford66 Apr 2020 #10
Apologize ? NonPC Apr 2020 #11
Not aware? THEY TOLD HIM AS HE WALKED IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!! George II Apr 2020 #13
So she's doing the "well, this is the first I've heard of it" dick-dance her husband made famous? calimary Apr 2020 #15
Apparently Mike Dense's sicko version of Christianity allows Hassler Apr 2020 #16
No better than the piece of shit in the Oval Office (for nine more months) Hulk Apr 2020 #17
Never fear, the trump humping MAGAts will believe Mother's lies & attack the media. Again. catbyte Apr 2020 #18
It's truly an asshole administration. n/t SpankMe Apr 2020 #19
We are in the worst pandemic in 100 years being led by the biggest dumbasses alive. Initech Apr 2020 #21
Why do I want harm for people like Pence and his staff? LiberalFighter May 2020 #23
Pence is probably steaming because he DID know about the instructions LiberalLovinLug May 2020 #24
The Mayo Clinic requiring masks during a pandemic is some Top Secret shit ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #26
Uhh, he said he didn't wear a mask because he's been tested and wants to look people in the eye progree May 2020 #27
How can being told to wear a mask be "off the record"? muriel_volestrangler May 2020 #28
Look carefully at the pictures from Mayo Clinic. truthisfreedom May 2020 #29
What an absolute pile of s**t this whole administration is! sinkingfeeling May 2020 #30
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