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Response to trailmonkee (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:58 PM

89. And God saith: LET THERE BE RAPE,

And there was rape.

And all the criminals rejoiced and made a joyful noise, saying 'Yea, the Lord God hath bestowed upon US his blessing to sexually attack women... just because."

And the women wore sackcloth and ashes and were still accused of 'dressing to want it'.
"This is bullshit", crieth they; "Is He not our God too? Are we also not His children that he'th professeth to Love?"

"TOUGH TITTIES, BIATCHES" chuckled the Lord; "YOU SIGNED ON TO THIS PATRIARCHAL RELIGION AND YOU NEVER NOTICED *I AM* A 'HE';
AND WE
OLD-TESTAMENTER, MANLY-MEN GUYS *REALLY* STICK TOGETHER?
BESIDES, I'M RUNNING LOW ON BASTARDS TO SMITE FOR THE SINS OF THEIR FATHERS! TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, EH?" pointing at His noggin.

"NOW GET THEE IN THE KITCHEN AND DELIVERETH UNTO ME A SANDWICH ...CHOP CHOP"


Thus endeth our reading of the Testament of Republicans, Book of Mourdock-Romney -Moroni, Verses 69-deep 86.

ah-MEN!


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Edit: Hoo-boy, I better add some : sarcasm:

tags just in case!

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