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89. And God saith: LET THERE BE RAPE,

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 09:58 PM

Oct 2012

And there was rape.

And all the criminals rejoiced and made a joyful noise, saying 'Yea, the Lord God hath bestowed upon US his blessing to sexually attack women... just because."

And the women wore sackcloth and ashes and were still accused of 'dressing to want it'.
"This is bullshit", crieth they; "Is He not our God too? Are we also not His children that he'th professeth to Love?"

"TOUGH TITTIES, BIATCHES" chuckled the Lord; "YOU SIGNED ON TO THIS PATRIARCHAL RELIGION AND YOU NEVER NOTICED *I AM* A 'HE';
AND WE
OLD-TESTAMENTER, MANLY-MEN GUYS *REALLY* STICK TOGETHER?
BESIDES, I'M RUNNING LOW ON BASTARDS TO SMITE FOR THE SINS OF THEIR FATHERS! TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, EH?" pointing at His noggin.

"NOW GET THEE IN THE KITCHEN AND DELIVERETH UNTO ME A SANDWICH ...CHOP CHOP"

Thus endeth our reading of the Testament of Republicans, Book of Mourdock-Romney -Moroni, Verses 69-deep 86.

ah-MEN!

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Edit: Hoo-boy, I better add some : sarcasm:

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Mourdock: Rape Pregnancies ‘Something That God Intended to Happen’ [View all] trailmonkee Oct 2012 OP

Will he go to the hospital having a heart attack? HockeyMom Oct 2012 #1

maybe getting raped himself is God's will. God is love. Nothing evil is his will, Mourdock. roguevalley Oct 2012 #15

I don't want anything to do with your god, Mr Moudock. He's one twisted fucked-up deity. truthisfreedom Oct 2012 #2

Absolutely, this is correct. defacto7 Oct 2012 #13

+17,295 Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #19

Actually a belief in God is not a bad thing, and certainly was never intended to be... lexx21 Oct 2012 #23

This guy, and millions of others... Jokerman Oct 2012 #62

I wouldn't say that IT is a bad thing, I would say that the persons and the people that he lexx21 Oct 2012 #85

Let me live Delphinus Oct 2012 #70

Using that logic, rapists shouldn't be prosecuted. JBoy Oct 2012 #3

Hey Mourdock ...does that include getting butt raped? n/t L0oniX Oct 2012 #4

Kinda like murder, eh, fuckface? DollarBillHines Oct 2012 #5

Would someone just shoot me in the face ? I must be going nuts cause lately, ... BlueJazz Oct 2012 #6

Yep it sort of feels like what I think "going down the rabbit hole" would feel like.n/t onecent Oct 2012 #67

The Sickness Of These Assholes SingleSeatBiggerMeat Oct 2012 #7

Growing up Catholic that's what we kids were told. truedelphi Oct 2012 #8

So remember ladies... shoreline Oct 2012 #9

Christians are supposed to believe that God gives Mankind Choice. Then Man pays the DhhD Oct 2012 #10

So if the rape is Gods plan demwing Oct 2012 #11

FCUK you fingrinn Oct 2012 #12

Stuff like this is why I became an atheist perdita9 Oct 2012 #14

this isn't about God, it is about this man's fucked up misunderstanding of his own spirituality. olddad56 Oct 2012 #26

Kiddie porn! God meant it to happen! McCamy Taylor Oct 2012 #16

Serial killers! God made them that way! McCamy Taylor Oct 2012 #17

Tsunami! God's way of saying "Hi!" McCamy Taylor Oct 2012 #18

Lol n/t Megahurtz Oct 2012 #78

What kind of God is THAT??!!! southerncrone Oct 2012 #20

Clue-by-four time! sakabatou Oct 2012 #21

Not really that much worse than fucksticks who think the state can pick and choose... Major Nikon Oct 2012 #22

A Hoosier perspective hoosierlib Oct 2012 #24

Update hoosierlib Oct 2012 #25

Good. Thanks. He's running against an anti-choice Dem Rose Siding Oct 2012 #27

While Donnelly is not ideal... hoosierlib Oct 2012 #35

I live in Indy and the first I saw of this was on BBC News America. Jokerman Oct 2012 #65

It was breaking on local news at 11pm Tues Myrina Oct 2012 #66

If God intended rapes to happen, then clydefrand Oct 2012 #28

Using God to Justify Reality - Any Reality bucolic_frolic Oct 2012 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author moondust Oct 2012 #50

If this is the best candidate the R's can come up with in my home state.... JeffHead Oct 2012 #30

Well, they could have had Lugar caraher Oct 2012 #41

There is now officially NOTHING those wastes of air can say to shock me. bluesbassman Oct 2012 #31

sorry .......God's will I raped you lunasun Oct 2012 #32

So when fingrinn Oct 2012 #34

Mourdock thinks rape should be elevated to a sacrament and rapists should be hailed as heroes meow2u3 Oct 2012 #33

Mitt Romney Cuts Ad For Richard Mourdock, Calls Him '51st Vote' To Repeal Obamacare (VIDEO) Tx4obama Oct 2012 #36

Does this yogurt-for-brains have a shot at winning the seat? randome Oct 2012 #37

The polls have been neck and neck caraher Oct 2012 #42

Please welcome the new Junior Senator from Indiana Pab Sungenis Oct 2012 #38

ahh a devil worshiper PatrynXX Oct 2012 #39

So by that logic, Gawd also allowed coat hangers to be invented and other abortifacients... riderinthestorm Oct 2012 #40

By similar reasoning God means abortions to happen daleo Oct 2012 #43

An example of a despicable result of a teleological worldview. 4saken Oct 2012 #44

He just asked to lose the election. Way to go. alp227 Oct 2012 #45

Lugar is out of the picture caraher Oct 2012 #47

Lugar is done. AngryOldDem Oct 2012 #58

kicking ropi Oct 2012 #46

Here's some video caraher Oct 2012 #48

love how gawd speaks to mourdock -LOKI -BAD FOR YA Oct 2012 #49

Wow. Just... wow. These idiots just have to try to one-up each other with the stupid, don't they? 4lbs Oct 2012 #51

Sieg Heil, Amen! blkmusclmachine Oct 2012 #52

Wasn't it Mr. Ryan that made his kids sleep with their dead sibling? blkmusclmachine Oct 2012 #53

Arkansas GOP: Death Penalty for Unruly Children blkmusclmachine Oct 2012 #54

Santorum my dear blkmusclmachine, Santorum. Kablooie Oct 2012 #55

Syphilis is alive. Respect life. Live with it. The lack of logic in these neanderthals will never truthisfreedom Oct 2012 #56

Legislating morality is not a legitimate use of government anyway. Waiting For Everyman Oct 2012 #57

More to the point.... AngryOldDem Oct 2012 #59

Lead story on the morning news on Cincinnatis WCPO Ch 9 Norbert Oct 2012 #60

How can anybody with a brain worship a god who uses a violent attack with a sinkingfeeling Oct 2012 #61

Really? you believe in a God so fucking sadistic that he has women raped? Marrah_G Oct 2012 #63

My gripes Myrina Oct 2012 #64

What is with these stupid-ass men reflection Oct 2012 #68

good rapid response Tenleytown Oct 2012 #69

Let this be shown - TV, Facebook, ads Delphinus Oct 2012 #72

and if someone breaks into your house and shoots your kids, God wanted that to happen too Solly Mack Oct 2012 #71

I'm just waiting Aerows Oct 2012 #73

Apology Tour in order! Zambero Oct 2012 #74

Of course being born gay is obviously not per "gods" plan...just rape NorthCarolina Oct 2012 #75

Mourdock presser 11:30est, wthr.com Myrina Oct 2012 #76

Does his logic extend to They_Live Oct 2012 #77

so...rapists are agents of god noiretextatique Oct 2012 #79

Politico's home page somethingshiny Oct 2012 #80

Hello Indiana. Welcome to the Blue Bandwagon. Coyotl Oct 2012 #81

then rape shouldnt be a crime. montanto Oct 2012 #82

This twisted freak damnedifIknow Oct 2012 #83

if mourdock.was raped riverbendviewgal Oct 2012 #84

Beware of those who think they know god's intentions! FiveGoodMen Oct 2012 #86

why is this asshat crying? Another alcoholic like Boehner? Or was he the cause of some abortions? wordpix Oct 2012 #87

re:Mourdock: Rape Pregnancies ‘Something That God Intended to Happen’ allan01 Oct 2012 #88

And God saith: LET THERE BE RAPE, Cherchez la Femme Oct 2012 #89

Stone Cold CRAZY as BEDBUGS bucolic_frolic Oct 2012 #90

The issue - he would use the law to force his beliefs on others bhikkhu Oct 2012 #91

Following that reasoning then, PMcDee Oct 2012 #92