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40. All I can do is tell the truth,

Fri Apr 12, 2024, 09:35 PM

Apr 2024

and the truth is that there’s no case !
There is no case no courtroom no lawyers no judge the former president exclaimed from the witness stand
We’re not talking about a case he explained while he accompanied himself on air accordion, NOT A CASE ! NOT A CASE !!
We’re not talking about a case his lawyer intoned , as the former White House occupant rocked in the witness chair extolling alternative facts, his tiny digits in a blur as his air accordion reached presto tempo.
In alternative world I AM THE REAL PRESIDENT AND YOU ARE NOT THERE WITH ME !!

Escorted by sheriffs deputies from the courtroom he could be heard whimpering I am a warlord

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Trump says he would testify in upcoming hush money trial [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 2024 OP

Sure He will. Twoflower Apr 2024 #1

How many times did he take the 5th in Tish James' and the E. Jean Carroll cases? Botany Apr 2024 #71

someone needs to edit together a clip of how many times he's said he testify and did not ZonkerHarris Apr 2024 #89

It does not matter on Xmas day '23 I saw a clip Botany Apr 2024 #95

Hey, it's all show time until NJCher Apr 2024 #102

Riiiiight. Ocelot II Apr 2024 #2

This is why Tv cameras should be allowed in courts. Ray Bruns Apr 2024 #67

I'm glad it's not going to be televised COL Mustard Apr 2024 #78

I don't think that Trump will testify under oath either. wnylib Apr 2024 #101

"trump under oath" is one of those phrases. mwb970 Apr 2024 #3

Sounds like a garage band BOSSHOG Apr 2024 #7

"Trump under oath" is the definition of perjury! ShazzieB Apr 2024 #44

exactly gopiscrap Apr 2024 #83

Of course I'll respect you in the morning. COL Mustard Apr 2024 #79

He is so full of it. MOMFUDSKI Apr 2024 #4

yes it would mean sure disbarrment gopiscrap Apr 2024 #84

I believe i've heard this before from this lying bastard. bluestarone Apr 2024 #5

Sure he will CanonRay Apr 2024 #6

So in other words, he won't. Jirel Apr 2024 #8

Yep, how come that he failed to testify as promised before isn't ever mentioned? IbogaProject Apr 2024 #88

"All I can do is tell the truth," JoseBalow Apr 2024 #9

If he said that today is Saturday and the weather here is nice..... COL Mustard Apr 2024 #80

that's for sure gopiscrap Apr 2024 #85

If he goes thru with it, there's not enough popcorn... Wednesdays Apr 2024 #10

... BumRushDaShow Apr 2024 #17

HA! mahina Apr 2024 #19

Nope, not enough! TeamProg Apr 2024 #27

... BumRushDaShow Apr 2024 #29

He won't, and he'll blame it on his lawyers. onlyadream Apr 2024 #55

Or jail space for him and gold toilet. usaf-vet Apr 2024 #61

sorrowfully, that fucking bastard gopiscrap Apr 2024 #87

The salt would kill me COL Mustard Apr 2024 #81

oh I know it gopiscrap Apr 2024 #86

"Please proceed" Idiot. He can't even complete a proper livetohike Apr 2024 #11

Uh huh... That would be weeks away so I'd not place any bets on him following through... hlthe2b Apr 2024 #12

Testifies less than 3 minutes in defamation trial; is rebuked by judge struggle4progress Apr 2024 #13

3 min? Well, that would be twice as long as he lasted with Stormy oldsoftie Apr 2024 #49

This idiot 'thinks' that when he gets on the stand NanaCat Apr 2024 #98

Won't testify as planned in his civil fraud trial struggle4progress Apr 2024 #14

He always says he'll testify NanaCat Apr 2024 #99

Almost always says he will, almost always does not. RockRaven Apr 2024 #15

only cultists The Wizard Apr 2024 #16

He is cracking! mahina Apr 2024 #18

Testimony::: I don't remember.... Fifth Amendment. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #20

Testifying under oath The Wizard Apr 2024 #21

That means he won't. Scrivener7 Apr 2024 #22

"All I can do is tell the truth" Talitha Apr 2024 #23

"And the truth is"..... SergeStorms Apr 2024 #46

It's not dementia NanaCat Apr 2024 #100

What comes first him actually testifing or severe chest pain causing a delay in the trial? usaf-vet Apr 2024 #62

Under oath? Will he be charged with perjury? LiberalFighter Apr 2024 #24

Trump Bible and Trump sneakers n.t. Dear_Prudence Apr 2024 #43

I would pay to see that. Oh wait. I did. We all did... ColinC Apr 2024 #25

"My lawyers wouldn't let me" Bristlecone Apr 2024 #26

Yes. The use of the phrase "would testify" instead of "will testify" indicates that will be his shtick. PSPS Apr 2024 #30

Exactly. onlyadream Apr 2024 #56

Yeah Sure Ya Betcha Faux pas Apr 2024 #28

Oh please do Novara Apr 2024 #31

I hope he testifies. marble falls Apr 2024 #32

Did his lawyer quit yet? mahina Apr 2024 #33

That happens Sunday night.... lastlib Apr 2024 #37

He always says that. He'll testify at the curb as usual. JohnnyRingo Apr 2024 #34

"All I Can Do Is Tell The Truth." GB_RN Apr 2024 #35

"Cantaloupe Caligula" Prof. Toru Tanaka Apr 2024 #69

Yeah, right. n/t iluvtennis Apr 2024 #36

Right after he releases his taxes Tribetime Apr 2024 #38

Oh please, please, please let him testify! He can only deepen his liability. Martin68 Apr 2024 #39

All I can do is tell the truth, dweller Apr 2024 #40

I wish TSF does. He OPENS the door to so much more to bury its sick carcuss Traurigkeit Apr 2024 #41

Maybe he wants to counter Stormy's testimony Zorro Apr 2024 #42

And Mexico will pay for it. Orrex Apr 2024 #45

Oh, please... From The Ashes Apr 2024 #47

"No case"?? Buddy, you are COOKED. mwb970 Apr 2024 #48

"I never had sex with her" Daniels: "I can describe his dick" oldsoftie Apr 2024 #50

If he never had sex with her TexasBushwhacker Apr 2024 #68

He never THINKS before he speaks. Who knows what he'll call the cash. oldsoftie Apr 2024 #91

He has said the same thing numerous times and always backs down - he's a coward! lark Apr 2024 #51

One can hope! gibraltar72 Apr 2024 #52

Yeah, yeah, yeah... 2naSalit Apr 2024 #53

STFU you psychopath. Lie lie lie lie 617Blue Apr 2024 #54

His testimony will be NewJeffCT Apr 2024 #57

I don't know... birdographer Apr 2024 #64

Bullshit VeryProgressive Apr 2024 #58

Yeah Right EddieOnTheMesa Apr 2024 #59

Which means he'll take the 5th. DemMedic Apr 2024 #60

Couple of things: no_hypocrisy Apr 2024 #63

Perjury charges will be added DURING cross-examination by Braggs team... Justice matters. Apr 2024 #65

His lawyers would hog tie him before allowing him on the stand. appleannie1 Apr 2024 #66

Breaking news: Trump vows to perjure himself pfitz59 Apr 2024 #70

And will change his mind and back out because 'judge is biased' louis-t Apr 2024 #72

trumps lies a lot. republianmushroom Apr 2024 #73

Star witness for the prosecution. twodogsbarking Apr 2024 #74

He's lying..... again Owens Apr 2024 #75

I think I've seen that one before! Initech Apr 2024 #92

Put him on a polygraph with a shocker durablend Apr 2024 #76

Sure thing, lol,lol,lol Hikerchick57 Apr 2024 #77

Oh bullshit gopiscrap Apr 2024 #82

"All I can do is tell the truth" Deep State Witch Apr 2024 #90

TFG is a serial liar, and this is projection, duforsure Apr 2024 #93

"All I can do is tell the truth," said Trump twodogsbarking Apr 2024 #94

"Just shut up man." Evolve Dammit Apr 2024 #96

Oh please please please make it so NanaCat Apr 2024 #97

Well, he wouldn't actually testify. Aussie105 Apr 2024 #103