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musical_soul

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19. Not as good as Colbert's offer.

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 01:04 AM

Feb 2013

Colbert offered a million dollars to the charity of his choice if he'd suck his you know what and if he liked having it sucked by him. Now, that was priceless.

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Donald Trump sues Bill Maher [View all] trailmonkee Feb 2013 OP

A simply birth certificate won't cut it. We need DNA. Buzz Clik Feb 2013 #1

We need the long form birth certificate to start with. 2pooped2pop Feb 2013 #43

Cause only his DNA will prove if Trump lacks the critical "humor" gene. Bucky Feb 2013 #69

The birth certificate is not dispositive of the question jberryhill Feb 2013 #2

No meeting of the minds occurred. Happyhippychick Feb 2013 #7

"Meeting of the minds" is a limited concept jberryhill Feb 2013 #11

Trump still hasn't proven Fred isn't an orangutan! Happyhippychick Feb 2013 #16

True that. LOL Beartracks Feb 2013 #17

Which is why he'll never win in court. musical_soul Feb 2013 #20

Bingo jberryhill Feb 2013 #22

TRUMP'S FATHER WAS FROM INDONESIA!!!! Scootaloo Feb 2013 #24

Home of orangutans!!!!!!!!!!!!! -n/t mazzarro Feb 2013 #42

Furthermore.... jberryhill Feb 2013 #44

True! Happyhippychick Feb 2013 #47

Bwahahaha! freshwest Feb 2013 #38

I guess he likes to be the center of attention. hrmjustin Feb 2013 #3

I really, really, really, really, really hope this goes to court. Happyhippychick Feb 2013 #4

Where's the long form, Trump? n/t FourScore Feb 2013 #5

I can make a BC that shows his Dad is Fred the Orangutan! Walk away Feb 2013 #6

I can see the point Maher is trying to make... wake.up.america Feb 2013 #8

Not like Maher is classy. 840high Feb 2013 #10

"Not like Maher is classy." greiner3 Feb 2013 #51

So Larry the Cable guy is a RWer? Jamaal510 Feb 2013 #55

It is an act, but not sure what his political leanings are. bamacrat Feb 2013 #63

Politics have 840high Feb 2013 #58

Really? OnionPatch Feb 2013 #67

Glad u enjoy. 840high Feb 2013 #81

Seriously. You think this really has anything to do with his actual mother? It doesn't. It's a Dark n Stormy Knight Feb 2013 #76

How do we know that birth certificate isn't a fake? That thing on his head looks RKP5637 Feb 2013 #9

Frivolous lawsuit!!! Frivolous lawsuit!!! Tort reform!!! Tort reform!!! marybourg Feb 2013 #12

No, but it can friggingly revolting ridiculous! freshwest Feb 2013 #39

Since gambling outside of state controlled entities is illegal, this IS a frivolous lawsuit. KurtNYC Feb 2013 #75

Whatta loser. BootinUp Feb 2013 #13

Bill's gonna have a ball with this! silverweb Feb 2013 #14

Wait... isn't gambling officially illegal in this regard anyway? MessiahRp Feb 2013 #15

Well, not a bet. It was a challenge. n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #18

Not as good as Colbert's offer. musical_soul Feb 2013 #19

Technically, he offered $1m if he let colbert dip his balls in his mouth.... trailmonkee Feb 2013 #23

Translation: Suck my &&*% musical_soul Feb 2013 #28

Another funny one... Jeff In Milwaukee Feb 2013 #50

A google image search showed this as being Fred Trump.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #21

Astounding resemblance that proves the pout was inherited. freshwest Feb 2013 #40

*may we hang here, for a while* In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #52

Similar hair styles. progressoid Feb 2013 #41

Donald looks just like him. How embarrassing for Fred. AnnieK401 Feb 2013 #73

"Bill Maher Rope-A-Dopes Donald Trump" shoulda been the headline Kennah Feb 2013 #25

Never get to court. Judge'll throw it out in a heart beat. Bucky Feb 2013 #70

Was the bet in writing? bluestateguy Feb 2013 #26

I am still not convinced he is not the product of orangutan sex, I demand DNA testing Bjorn Against Feb 2013 #27

What a pathological attention-seeker. It's beyond sad, really. Laffy Kat Feb 2013 #29

actually, they already did. uncle ray Feb 2013 #59

Was there an embossed seal thucythucy Feb 2013 #30

Time to exhume Trump's father once and for all Bozvotros Feb 2013 #31

Oh hell no jberryhill Feb 2013 #77

Donald, it was a joke...satire. You know, like your hair. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #32

It's pretty incredible to me how humorless that guy is. beerandjesus Feb 2013 #49

Hey Don, do you have a legal contract? Botany Feb 2013 #33

The best part of this is that every time DumpTrump makes an ass of himself rhett o rick Feb 2013 #34

I am reviewing the evidence and I think Mr. Trump has a lot of explaining to do Bjorn Against Feb 2013 #35

...but he has hair like an orangutan. SoapBox Feb 2013 #36

What father though chazunit Feb 2013 #37

ape not monkey mikeysnot Feb 2013 #56

Proving a negative? TomChicago Feb 2013 #45

Maher would think nothing of calling Trump's bluff and going to trial. no_hypocrisy Feb 2013 #46

This wouldn't get to a jury jberryhill Feb 2013 #48

Mud flap's mud flap IS red. Truth is defense in the matter. lonestarnot Feb 2013 #53

Sorry Donald, but your birth certificate is obviously false. Downtown Hound Feb 2013 #54

If Bill looses do we get to see Hannity waterboarded? NCcoast Feb 2013 #57

This is not settled yet . . . another_liberal Feb 2013 #60

Image of Donald Trump's birth certificate: mainer Feb 2013 #61

The Donald doesn't understand the concept of "comedy" Blue_In_AK Feb 2013 #62

I dunno, every time he opens his mouth is good for laughs. . . DinahMoeHum Feb 2013 #64

the last gasp of Trump ... Wernothelpless Feb 2013 #65

the Anti-defamation league has also sued Enrique Feb 2013 #66

It was a joke. EC Feb 2013 #68

If anyone's to sue Mr Maher for the comparison, I should think it would be the orangutans. Ian Iam Feb 2013 #71

Any attorney signing her name to this should OldHippieChick Feb 2013 #72

Trump is the MUSLIM spawn of a KENYAN communist orangutan with a FORGED birth certificate. Faryn Balyncd Feb 2013 #74

I suspect Maher's comment would be called a gratuitous offer by a court daleo Feb 2013 #78

This will be covered under parody LostinRed Feb 2013 #79

It's just ridiculously difficult to sue a comedian. JohnnyRingo Feb 2013 #80

rarely are intelligent people put on a jury icarusxat Feb 2013 #84

More popcorn, is what I'm going to need for this spectacle. NickP Feb 2013 #82

How do we know Fred didn't just adopt him? Ken Burch Feb 2013 #83