Evangelicals are naked before the world

[Fritz Walter]

30. Insomniacs: double your dose of Melatonin after reading this

Some evangel-istas are counting on the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast accelerating or triggering the end-time prophecies from Revelations. They want him to start Armageddon, convinced that they will be assumption-ed up in the Rapture, escaping all the troubles and strife their sad, pointless lives have wrought. And they will do anything to help facilitate that doomsday prophecy. Despite what the rest of us may believe/feel/want.

As happy as I would be to watch their departure from this earthly plain, I think we’ve been through enough tribulations, thank you very much. Just those since November 2016 would try the patience of Job! And we have miles to go... until November 2020.

It’s fun to mock the fundies. But stay alert! They’re not to be trusted with anything that might impact the rest of us, including and especially earthly politics.