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16. Putting aside the fact that the law is unconstitutional and beyond stupid,

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 12:49 PM

Jul 2013

why do these assholes fight so hard for laws that are almost impossible to enforce?

Assuming all parties to an act are consenting adults, how do you even go about looking for the scofflaws? Do you spy on the ladies who lunch and perhaps discuss their sex lives or the men at the gym comparing their dates? And in the case of a married couple, couldn't they just refuse to testify against each other?

Part of me just laughs, but I really am bemused by the stubbornness of these people. I just can't wrap my head around the psychology of people who find this shit important. Who gets to be the one to explain to Ken the percentage of VA residents (adults and minors) who should be doing time according to this law?

While I know many are advocating he be asked if he's ever had oral sex, and I can't imagine he has not, my followup is certainly "Did you enjoy it?" Maybe that's the key to understanding why these assholes care if others are enjoying themselves.

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Pic Of The Moment: Virginia Is Not For Lovers [View all] EarlG Jul 2013 OP

Is "I married a Cuccinelli" a legitimate cause for divorce? Scuba Jul 2013 #1

Does that mean Virginia is going to bring back bundling boards? sinkingfeeling Jul 2013 #2

Such beds and sacks were ENGLISH not American, and appears to be Victorian not Colonial happyslug Jul 2013 #28

Not according to several Google hits. sinkingfeeling Jul 2013 #30

Questionable links happyslug Jul 2013 #43

First hand accounts--testimony, perhaps? MADem Jul 2013 #46

Again that quote is to Bundling not sex happyslug Jul 2013 #55

I was confused, thought that's where you interest lay--the bundling, not the sex. nt MADem Jul 2013 #68

Why is this important to you? I don't really care, but do know that my great sinkingfeeling Jul 2013 #49

I like history. happyslug Jul 2013 #56

not so according to a friend who does historical research wordpix Jul 2013 #81

Have you seen the houses of Colonial Lower classes????? happyslug Jul 2013 #84

Kick & highly recommended. William769 Jul 2013 #3

Another poor guy with obvious s-e-x problems. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2013 #4

I would expect better of someone with the last name "Cooch..." but he's a Repub. n/t appal_jack Jul 2013 #11

Next: Foreplay leads to homosexuality. longship Jul 2013 #5

"Self abuse"?...I hafta say truth2power Jul 2013 #17

Yup, "self abuse". longship Jul 2013 #21

No, MARIJUANA leads to homosexuality. Eleanors38 Jul 2013 #36

I was going to reply, but zbdent Jul 2013 #61

From the "Party of Less Government" KansDem Jul 2013 #6

Yeah. Isn't that rich? calimary Jul 2013 #32

no, they only meant that govt should leave corporations alone. our private lives, especially niyad Jul 2013 #80

How on earth is this a winning campaign strategy?? BrotherIvan Jul 2013 #7

When you get married you will be registered as a sex offender. L0oniX Jul 2013 #8

I have been offended and given offense many times, but still haven't married... Eleanors38 Jul 2013 #38

Cover your keyholes! madamesilverspurs Jul 2013 #9

ROFLMAO! SoapBox Jul 2013 #13

No 69's .... truth2power Jul 2013 #15

It amazes me that these A-holes grouse about "big government" Triana Jul 2013 #10

Yeah butt.... Plucketeer Jul 2013 #12

I thought SoapBox Jul 2013 #14

LOL Plucketeer Jul 2013 #18

Putting aside the fact that the law is unconstitutional and beyond stupid, okwmember Jul 2013 #16

It's NOT that it's right, wrong or somewhere in between Plucketeer Jul 2013 #22

And they better not be football fans... calimary Jul 2013 #33

Besides that they want to ban oral sex, Iliyah Jul 2013 #19

Stupid homophobe, power hungry bastard lark Jul 2013 #29

They might monitor Chaturbate.com I guess. Kablooie Jul 2013 #57

Really makes you wonder what he's hiding in his basement. Initech Jul 2013 #20

This will bring about the first cynzke Jul 2013 #23

Well congress is already sucking corporate &$%#. L0oniX Jul 2013 #25

humina humina! This needs to be discussed with my buddy Edward "Ed" Lillywhite Norton. AAO Jul 2013 #24

Any sex act which does not have the potential of producing children . . . another_liberal Jul 2013 #26

Also sex with any man who has had a vasectomy and any woman who has had mbperrin Jul 2013 #58

I am surprised Perry hasn't jumped into this one yet. another_liberal Jul 2013 #71

I think they are confusing a few psychotic billionaires who hand out dollars mbperrin Jul 2013 #74

Figures. He only wants you to have the least enjoyable type of sex... SunSeeker Jul 2013 #65

There's that good ol' christx30 Jul 2013 #27

Since when are you politicians entitled to patrol our bedrooms, sir? calimary Jul 2013 #31

No touching! Babel_17 Jul 2013 #34

Pftthhhh. They can pry my GF's cooter off of my cold dead mouth. cliffordu Jul 2013 #35

I didn't see anything in that law about necrophilia.... n/t whopis01 Jul 2013 #73

Why is it so important to him this law be passed? AsahinaKimi Jul 2013 #37

He can use it against his political enemies 47of74 Jul 2013 #59

Because they use this law EC Jul 2013 #76

First they came after the people having anal sex, and I did not protest because.... JPZenger Jul 2013 #39

Here's more on this story, including Video from O'Donnell on MSNBC JPZenger Jul 2013 #40

The only legal sex in Virginia JPZenger Jul 2013 #50

I just can't fathom why anybody cares what other consenting adults do in bed. MadrasT Jul 2013 #41

No blowjobs? Then what will elected Republicans do in airport men's rooms? nt onehandle Jul 2013 #42

Then what will elected Republicans do in airport men's rooms? Flashmann Jul 2013 #78

Yell out that they love their wives. 47of74 Jul 2013 #82

He heard someone say "Virginia Sucks!" and felt he had to respond... jtuck004 Jul 2013 #44

ROFL DebJ Jul 2013 #72

Cuccinelli says "Keep your tongue off my Virginia!" tclambert Jul 2013 #45

1976 SNL Skit - US Supreme Court looks under the sheets to check for illegal sex JPZenger Jul 2013 #47

How does the Republican part even still exist? pauliedangerously Jul 2013 #48

Preachers. FiveGoodMen Jul 2013 #51

Only biters coljam Jul 2013 #52

Unless they're into that sort of thing. 47of74 Jul 2013 #85

Crutchinelli has penus envy Rosa Luxemburg Jul 2013 #53

There's so much work to do on real issues in this country SirRevolutionary Jul 2013 #54

Wouldn't that make what the Republicans and CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRATS do for their zbdent Jul 2013 #60

They will of course make exceptions for corporations. While corporations are people, my friend, tclambert Jul 2013 #69

Try and stop me, a**h***! crim son Jul 2013 #62

Jesus H Christ! AlbertCat Jul 2013 #63

This affects straight people, too. blkmusclmachine Jul 2013 #64

Sounds like Cuccinelli has issues with Santorum Blue Owl Jul 2013 #66

"Hey Ken, hold this for me, willya?" AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #67

Paging Dan Savage... (nt) ehrnst Jul 2013 #70

If there is good constant advertising EC Jul 2013 #75

Not jobs, not health, not welfare, not environment... but *this* is what they find important. gtar100 Jul 2013 #77

An inspired graphic, EarlG! Cooley Hurd Jul 2013 #79

Virginia is for awkward, 1 minute, missionary sex between a man and woman of the same race. dairydog91 Jul 2013 #83