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In reply to the discussion: Pic Of The Moment: Virginia Is Not For Lovers [View all]JPZenger
(6,819 posts)47. 1976 SNL Skit - US Supreme Court looks under the sheets to check for illegal sex
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qcourt.phtml
1976 SNL skit with Aykroyd and Beluchi.
A group of men in black robes enter a couple's bedroom while they are having sex. The bright lights are turned on, and the men look under the sheets.
Judges: We're the Supreme Court! On behalf of the highest court in the land I feel it is only fair to warn you that you can get five to ten years for where your hand is right now! According to the recent Supreme Court ruling, the government can claim certain unorthodox sexual acts as crimes against nature and the state.
Dwayne: Wait, wait a minute, we're consenting adults.
...Judge #2: Don't take it personally, just look upon it as a random spot check.
Rhonda: ...how will we know if we're doing anything unnatural?
Judge #2: We'll let you know. Just pretend we're not here, relax...
Judge #1: Oh, I'm a little nervous about where that mouth is heading.
Judge #3: Would your Honors deliberate with me on how low Rhonda's teeth may go on Dwayne's trunk? Rhonda, place a moratorium on the butterfly flick and stay out of the slammer, OK? What do you say?
Judge #5: Hey, believe me it wasn't unanimous. It was the Nixon appointees. I think you're both beautiful."
1976 SNL skit with Aykroyd and Beluchi.
A group of men in black robes enter a couple's bedroom while they are having sex. The bright lights are turned on, and the men look under the sheets.
Judges: We're the Supreme Court! On behalf of the highest court in the land I feel it is only fair to warn you that you can get five to ten years for where your hand is right now! According to the recent Supreme Court ruling, the government can claim certain unorthodox sexual acts as crimes against nature and the state.
Dwayne: Wait, wait a minute, we're consenting adults.
...Judge #2: Don't take it personally, just look upon it as a random spot check.
Rhonda: ...how will we know if we're doing anything unnatural?
Judge #2: We'll let you know. Just pretend we're not here, relax...
Judge #1: Oh, I'm a little nervous about where that mouth is heading.
Judge #3: Would your Honors deliberate with me on how low Rhonda's teeth may go on Dwayne's trunk? Rhonda, place a moratorium on the butterfly flick and stay out of the slammer, OK? What do you say?
Judge #5: Hey, believe me it wasn't unanimous. It was the Nixon appointees. I think you're both beautiful."
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Such beds and sacks were ENGLISH not American, and appears to be Victorian not Colonial
happyslug
Jul 2013
#28
I was confused, thought that's where you interest lay--the bundling, not the sex. nt
MADem
Jul 2013
#68
Why is this important to you? I don't really care, but do know that my great
sinkingfeeling
Jul 2013
#49
I would expect better of someone with the last name "Cooch..." but he's a Repub. n/t
appal_jack
Jul 2013
#11
no, they only meant that govt should leave corporations alone. our private lives, especially
niyad
Jul 2013
#80
I have been offended and given offense many times, but still haven't married...
Eleanors38
Jul 2013
#38
humina humina! This needs to be discussed with my buddy Edward "Ed" Lillywhite Norton.
AAO
Jul 2013
#24
Any sex act which does not have the potential of producing children . . .
another_liberal
Jul 2013
#26
First they came after the people having anal sex, and I did not protest because....
JPZenger
Jul 2013
#39
No blowjobs? Then what will elected Republicans do in airport men's rooms? nt
onehandle
Jul 2013
#42
1976 SNL Skit - US Supreme Court looks under the sheets to check for illegal sex
JPZenger
Jul 2013
#47
They will of course make exceptions for corporations. While corporations are people, my friend,
tclambert
Jul 2013
#69
Not jobs, not health, not welfare, not environment... but *this* is what they find important.
gtar100
Jul 2013
#77
Virginia is for awkward, 1 minute, missionary sex between a man and woman of the same race.
dairydog91
Jul 2013
#83