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In reply to the discussion: Pic Of The Moment: McCain Calls Obama Administration "The Worst I Have Ever Seen" [View all]Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)He's like the unsuccessful brother-in-law of one of the cousins, a total loser who can never tell the truth, can never take any time out of his day to help someone else, and always -- always -- thinks he has a better idea of how to do something than anyone else.
He's the complete jackass that everyone hopes will have a reason so he can skip coming to the family's Thanksgiving dinner this year, just once, while Mother is yet still alive.
He's the gargoyle at the table, always sitting down first, hours ahead of dinnertime, parking his ass smack dab near the middle, until he is asked, like he is asked each and every year, to move down a few chairs so the 2 sisters, who grew up sleeping in the same bedroom, and that now live 1500 miles apart, and haven't seen each other since Christmas, can sit next to each other and giggle to each other like they did when they were kids.
He barely graduated from high school, and received more "C's" than any other two people in the room combined, yet that doesn't prevent him from telling anyone that they are wrong, whether they are talking about how to run their own business, or which car to buy in the market this year, or how to fix a leaky spigot.
In a word, he is a putz.