The 9 unbreakable rules of the Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner universe

[Babel_17]

20. Wile E. Coyote vs. ACME Company

https://la.utexas.edu/users/jmciver/357L/WileECoyoteVACME.htm

My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does herein bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory.

Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.

Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant&quot , through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/back-issues-coyote-v-acme

P.S. IIRC, in both the original "Kung Fu" and its sequel, the character played by David Carradine didn't harm his opponents, they would harm themselves.