Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/3/19 [View all]

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Trump Tries To Normalize His Criminal Behavior By Doing It In Public

President Trump doubled down on his impeachable behavior on Thursday, using his 'Chopper Talk' time with reporters to signal that he wants China to investigate Joe and Hunter Biden.




The Weird Conspiracy Theories Sucking Trump Down The Whirlpool Of Shame

Yesterday Congress heard 'bizarre and confusing' testimony from the State Department Inspector General who delivered an urgent briefing on a packet of shady materials likely provided by none other than Rudy Giuliani.




Meanwhile... Things That Only Happen To White People

Meanwhile... A police officer showed a teen how to tie his tie during a traffic stop. You can read all about it in Meanwhile's favorite magazine about things that only happen to white people.




Cookie Monster Spells S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A

Friend of the show, Cookie Monster, heard that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was handing out subpoenas like cookies. So he did what a Cookie Monster does best.