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cyclonefence

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10. The first cuss word I ever uttered was

Reply to sprinkleeninow (Reply #6)

Thu May 24, 2018, 07:54 AM

May 2018

"Hell"-mans mayonnaise. Seriously. I couldn't believe they allowed that to be printed right there, on the bottle, where everyone could see it.

Well, and then there was "Polish it on the stairs," which to this day my family knows will send me into cramp-enducing snorts of laughter.

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What was the first dirty joke you ever heard? [View all] cyclonefence May 2018 OP

And where is Nora today? jberryhill May 2018 #1

A boy fell in the mud. Cary May 2018 #2

Yep, I think it was in 1st or 2nd grade. I can remember details but RKP5637 May 2018 #3

Something about blowing bubbles. edbermac May 2018 #4

I was 13yo and one of the Immediato Brothers at the Three Little Baker's dinner theater woodsprite May 2018 #5

Nick, Al and Hugo - good times jberryhill May 2018 #7

Lookit an OP I'm replying to?! 😊 sprinkleeninow May 2018 #6

The first cuss word I ever uttered was cyclonefence May 2018 #10

That one reminds me. sprinkleeninow May 2018 #12

I'm pretty sure that was my first one too.. quickesst May 2018 #8

um, I remember it, too. Seemed dirty. kwassa May 2018 #11

I remember mine distinctly. Kittycow May 2018 #9

Not actually "dirty". but red dog 1 May 2018 #13

He put his mainstreetonce May 2018 #14

Did you hear what happened to Helena Rubinstein? Doc_Technical May 2018 #15

I was maybe 5 and at a tea. I was being allowed to pour tea for the first time Solly Mack May 2018 #16