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ret5hd

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26. 100% sure fire way:

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sat Jun 9, 2018, 08:27 AM

Jun 2018

First, get some of the stinkiest nastiest old dirt weed you can find. Roll the windows up and burn it in an old tin can or something...but don't smoke it (because of step number 2).

Then, keeping the windows rolled up, drive rapidly up and down the street.

If the cops stop you, just explain what you are doing. It'll be cool.

After 5 or 6 days of following my advise, that smell will be gone.

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Help getting rid of beer smell in car. [View all] 3Hotdogs Jun 2018 OP

Maybe sprinkle baking soda all over leave it set for a while then vaccuum it up? shraby Jun 2018 #1

Either a skunk, Charcoal, Vanilla. Second two are car detailers tricks. gibraltar72 Jun 2018 #32

Are your parents going to ground you? True Dough Jun 2018 #2

I'm 75 years old. I wish my parents were around to be a problem. Still, the car stinks. 3Hotdogs Jun 2018 #3

Try these steps csziggy Jun 2018 #4

I recommend selling the car jmowreader Jun 2018 #5

Will Neutrolene work on my black bra without bleaching it? LeftInTX Jun 2018 #37

Oh look here are the directions for Neutrolene: LeftInTX Jun 2018 #38

Try whiskey or bourbon... should cover the smell. InAbLuEsTaTe Jun 2018 #6

Hahahaha tres drole, Monsieur ! OnDoutside Jun 2018 #18

C'est vrai! Merci et j'espere pour lui bonne chance. InAbLuEsTaTe Jun 2018 #21

When I was a kid I always found the smell of puke over powered the smell of beer mitch96 Jun 2018 #35

Crack a dozen eggs and toss the contents into the car. Leave all day in the hot sun. unblock Jun 2018 #7

Smoke some weed, that will mask the beer stink. sarcasmo Jun 2018 #8

I had a wine bottle break on the back seat-- dawg day Jun 2018 #9

Try an Enzymatic cleaner Lithos Jun 2018 #10

Great idea! Louis1895 Jun 2018 #20

Car shampoo system at the car wash or if you are feeling lazy, democratisphere Jun 2018 #11

Lap it up, and don't leave future beers in the car if it's cold/hot. raven mad Jun 2018 #12

Fabreeze..... mbusby Jun 2018 #13

Dump a bottle of wine and a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the carpet. LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #14

Smoke some crack, do some meth, drive it to the police station... LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #15

Drink 13 beers, wait, then urinate on the stain. LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #16

I use vinegar. Laffy Kat Jun 2018 #17

Could try bleach. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2018 #24

Cat litter is apparently good for absorbing smells....spread it OnDoutside Jun 2018 #19

Natures Miracle Sedona Jun 2018 #22

+1 shanny Jun 2018 #28

Thanks, guys. 3Hotdogs Jun 2018 #23

First step,,,hang one of those smell things on the mirror. safeinOhio Jun 2018 #25

100% sure fire way: ret5hd Jun 2018 #26

Drive the speed limit liberal N proud Jun 2018 #27

Move the body from the trunk to the back seat!👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #29

hahaha Evergreen Emerald Jun 2018 #36

Coffee grounds. Hang a sock full of coffee grounds in your car. They absorb odors. Fla Dem Jun 2018 #30

Ozium used to work to cover marijuana smell DBoon Jun 2018 #31

Maybe Mr Wolf is available... First Speaker Jun 2018 #33

I have an ozone generator running in the car. It is helping. 3Hotdogs Jun 2018 #34